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Stevepd
 


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Geoff at Drym wrote:
Stevepd wrote:
Raised to the ground Big Cry


Do you mean razed to the ground? As in flattening a house.


Yes Ner Ner
 

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Pelyma
  


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terryall wrote:
My son referred to a suit I was wearing as ' that's sick' apparently a modern day compliment meaning 'that's really nice'. I gave him one back and referred to him as a little s Censored t. An old fashioned phrase meaning exactly whats on the tin.


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D4mation
 


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Twunts who insist on saying "forward slash" when it's actually "slash".
Hugh Edwards on BBC is one of em.

/ = slash
\ = back slash

Get it right fer F's sake.
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RRSTDV8
 


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LT wrote:
Grianaig wrote:
Thumbs Up arghhh! I feel my inner pedant stirring. Does it show? Rolling with laughter

How about someone who “was stood standing”? Shocked


I've recently heard people say "killed to death" & "murdered to death". Evil or Very Mad

"Killed to death" was a phrase used on Top Gear by Clarkson to describe dangerous stunts. I would blame him for your discomfort. Thumbs Up
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RRSTDV8
 


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Grianaig wrote:
Why do some people always want to “grab” a coffee or something or “punch” a button or a key?

People who, when asked what they would like in a coffee shop, reply with "Can I get...".

No, you can't get it. That's why they asked you what you want to drink - they get it for you. That's their job. Your job is to say "Please may I have..." and then pay for it. It could hardly be more simple.

"Can I get". F off! Evil or Very Mad
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"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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professorpool
 


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LT wrote:
I've recently heard people say "killed to death" & "murdered to death". Evil or Very Mad



I was killed to death many times during army basic training. Stings I can tell you...
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Scott #55
 


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D4mation wrote:
Twunts who insist on saying "forward slash" when it's actually "slash".
Hugh Edwards on BBC is one of em.

/ = slash
\ = back slash

Get it right fer F's sake.


\ = oblique.
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Scott #55
 


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LT wrote:
I've recently heard people say "killed to death" & "murdered to death". Evil or Very Mad


Motorhead had a song, 'Killed By Death'. Or should that be on the 'Who's Dead Today?' thread?
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2012 - FL2 2009 GS Stornoway Grey
2001 - VW Passat Estate Inky Blue
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marsie
 


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Hashtaggers Evil or Very Mad
People who insist on putting a million hashtags on everything they write on the computer!!


Oh and Lily Allen!!! Banging Head
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Charliecloud
 


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RRSTDV8 wrote:
Grianaig wrote:
Why do some people always want to “grab” a coffee or something or “punch” a button or a key?

People who, when asked what they would like in a coffee shop, reply with "Can I get...".

No, you can't get it. That's why they asked you what you want to drink - they get it for you. That's their job. Your job is to say "Please may I have..." and then pay for it. It could hardly be more simple.

"Can I get". F off! Evil or Very Mad


+1 - makes my blood boil
  
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professorpool
 


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EDL and anyone that shares their Censored drivel...
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D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven

Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name.. 
 
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Mobile phone calls in public, boils my blood. Even worse if it’s on speaker phone.
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DrLex
 


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Scott #55 wrote:
D4mation wrote:
Twunts who insist on saying "forward slash" when it's actually "slash".
Hugh Edwards on BBC is one of em.

/ = slash
\ = back slash

Get it right fer F's sake.


\ = oblique.


And / is either solidus or stroke. Slash is (or was) in G’n’R.

As to J77’s comment, a small battery-powered jammer was a delight to maintain quietness in coaches/train carriages.
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RRSTDV8 wrote:
Grianaig wrote:
Why do some people always want to “grab” a coffee or something or “punch” a button or a key?

People who, when asked what they would like in a coffee shop, reply with "Can I get...".

No, you can't get it. That's why they asked you what you want to drink - they get it for you. That's their job. Your job is to say "Please may I have..." and then pay for it. It could hardly be more simple.

"Can I get". F off! Evil or Very Mad

Oh boy, do I agree or what
Yank crap
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Geoff at Drym
 


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BBC reporters and announcers who say 'sekka tree', when they mean 'sec re ta ry'. It's made up of FOUR syllables.
I'm an old fart!! Don't mind me. Rolling with laughter
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