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Another thing that Censored me off is drivers that sit in lane 2 or half way between 1 and 2 stopping cars coming around when the road is going into single. had one today in a honda who thought he would go into lane 2, so filled in the gap so he couldent get back in hahahahaha Twisted Evil
  
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207 wrote:
Another thing that Censored me off is drivers that sit in lane 2 or half way between 1 and 2 stopping cars coming around when the road is going into single. had one today in a honda who thought he would go into lane 2, so filled in the gap so he couldent get back in hahahahaha Twisted Evil


I wish more people would do this as it stop all the pricks who think they are better than the rest of us speeding down the outside lane thinking they can just jump in at the last minute. I once squeezed a BMW through the cones as he thought he could do exactly this, he got out of the car and so did I, he got back in his car and went red.
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Disagree Ent!

The road is legally two lanes until the road markings go and it then forms one lane. If someone is blocking both lanes this is an offence and not legal.

If you want to sit in the inside lane 1/2 a mile from the reduction then that your choice, I'll always go down the outside until the lanes merge.

Lucky I have a 4x4 so I can go around the the Censored -hole blocking the road.......
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your quite entitled to your opinion as they are like Censored , everybody .......But I think what's the point we are all going somewhere, trying to get there as quick as possible, why should I be slowed down by a t w a t who thinks he can just push in at the last minute? I've always found that a queue goes down a lot quicker when someone blocks the outer lane and prevents Jonny Important from strapping a large rubber dildo to their forehead and going on a Japanese style kamakasi mission in the outer lane. Sometimes Neil it's better to let everyone think your a clown rather than operate a keyboard and confirm it.

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Lee you whoopsy-whistler, the merge point is where the lanes join, not where some self-righteous Northern poofter decides it to be. If you were more of a man, blah blah blah......
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Shut it Ginge and get back to your c o c k sandwhich! What would you know anyway you can't see over the steering wheel without a childs booster seat.
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That's not a child booster seat, that's a child. Very comfortable it is too. You still insisting on drinking that gay beer stuff?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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NoDo$h wrote:
the merge point is where the lanes join,

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Can't remember what the road signs are like in the UK, but over here in most countries there will be an animated roadsign close to the point of merging that clearly indicates cars should merge at the point where the two lanes come together. It translates as "zipping" - i.e. cars merge alternately between joining and main lanes.

Its very effective and works (unless you are in Belgium...then everyone seems to think they must move over 5km before the road works thus leaving one lane completely empty... Rolling Eyes )
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NoDo$h wrote:
That's not a child booster seat, that's a child. Very comfortable it is too. You still insisting on drinking that gay beer stuff?


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