08 LR3 SE V8 - 02 D2 SE7 V8
Porsche 911 (03 996) - 2013 MINI Cooper S
24th Mar 2009 5:39 am
stapldm
Member Since: 11 Sep 2006
Location: Swine Town
Posts: 2330
Quote:
Do you have happy memories of the car?
* Yes, I have some very happy memories, I once backed in to my boss’s car in the company car park and while there was no damage to the well built British Rover his low quality piece of French tat looked like it had been driven into a wall. Happy days indeed.
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This is comedy at it's best , which continues into the questions and answers too Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Transgenic tomato anyone?
just read through it...brilliant... The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeksnearly 4 weeksover 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
24th Mar 2009 10:18 pm
BLACK BETTY
Member Since: 18 Oct 2008
Location: Louth
Posts: 575
LMFAO
Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.
Oh cr@p I just sed myself - the Q&A session has got completely out of hand - it's bleepin' hilarious! 08 LR3 SE V8 - 02 D2 SE7 V8
Porsche 911 (03 996) - 2013 MINI Cooper S
they start sweating like a blind lesbian in a sushi bar
08 LR3 SE V8 - 02 D2 SE7 V8
Porsche 911 (03 996) - 2013 MINI Cooper S
25th Mar 2009 2:51 pm
SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
Quote:
Q: As this item is still only at about £50, would you consider trading it for a "PAUL ROSS - 20 Inch Canvas Print", which sells for a similar price, but is generally considered to be worth a lot more? 24-Mar-09
A: I would rather cut off my own buttocks and sit in a bath of vinegar. Thank you for your question.
I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
25th Mar 2009 3:04 pm
nobbyclark
Member Since: 03 May 2005
Location: Perth, Scotland
Posts: 1268
He should be writing comedy!
Oh, and 87 questions!No longer a D3 owner but still subscribed to multiple threads!
26th Mar 2009 2:28 pm
Bodsy Site Sponsor
Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In the Clubhouse
Posts: 21361
Quote:
Q: Good Morning This is indeed a fantastic listing, I am so glad that you have taken the time to write out such a detailed description of your automobile. Unfortunately I will not be bidding on you auction, as no matter how comical the listing is, it will in no way persuade me to part with my hard earned cash for such a hateful little car. Good day to you sir 25-Mar-09
A: I am guessing you Drive a Porsche Cayenne and therefore have a very tiny penis. Good day to you also Sir
absolute mint. questions are great as well.
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
26th Mar 2009 2:56 pm
kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
26th Mar 2009 5:53 pm
bubbleheadjack
Member Since: 10 Jan 2009
Location: Plymouth
Posts: 51
Fantastic!!!! Disco 3 '08.5 XS Rimini Red, Driving Lights. Sadly sold, but still for sale in Ireland
Defender 110 XS in Oslo blue, awaiting some TLC and a good trip somewhere
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sed myself - the Q&A session has got completely out of hand - it's bleepin' hilarious! 
