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i think i saw this as a blonde joke somtime ago
Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards
> the end of the program had already won £500,000.
>
> 'You've done very well so far,' said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,
> 'but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left - phone a
> friend. Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?'
>
> 'Sure,' said Mick. 'I'll have a go!'
>
> 'Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?'
>
> A: Sparrow
>
> B: Thrush
>
> C: Magpie
>
> D: Cuckoo
>
> I haven't got a clue,' said Mick, 'so I'll use me last lifeline and phone me
> friend Paddy back home in Dublin'. Mick called up his mate, and told him the
> circumstances and repeated the question to him.
>
> 'Bl**dy hell, Mick!' cried Paddy. 'Dat's simple......it's a cuckoo.'
>
> 'Are you sure?'
>
> 'I'm sure.'
>
> Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, 'I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer.'
>
> 'Is that your final answer?' asked Chris
>
> 'Dat it is, Sir.'
>
> There was a long, long pause, and then the presenter screamed, 'Cuckoo is
> the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!'
>
> The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.
>
> 'Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that
> doesn't build its own nest?
>
> 'Because he lives in a clock, stupid!'
>Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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11th Dec 2008 11:55 pm
Shrinky
Member Since: 05 Jul 2007
Location: Cotswolds
Posts: 2515
Reminds me of someone my daughter used to go to school with Cough, Cough.Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it
I recieved your joke in an email yesterday... along with this one...
A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '
'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.
'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bo ks, not really any point in you coming in before ten ! !As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way
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12th Dec 2008 12:26 am
Shrinky
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I hope Major Ingram hasn't suddenly bought a D3 and is reading this Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it
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ks, not really any point in you coming in before ten ! !
