Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
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This bloke is on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant lying on the ground in distress.
He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot.
He removes it, and the elephant trots merrily away.
Twenty years on, the man is standing in the street in London watching a circus procession pass by.
When the elephant gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk, lifts him bodily into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him.
It was a different elephant.
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Last edited by Willy Eckerslike on 5th Mar 2009 6:08 pm. Edited 1 time in total
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Wonky
Member Since: 28 Nov 2006
Location: Brill, Aylesbury
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There's definately something missing in that joke 
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Side steps (one with dent!)
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Extremely empty wallet
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| 5th Mar 2009 6:07 pm |
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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A simple google search reveals.....................that it was funnier when Tommy Cooper first told it! 
It's all about the delivery  I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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| 5th Mar 2009 6:11 pm |
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
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Where's an elephants sex organs
In it's feet because if it stands on you you're f  cked
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| 5th Mar 2009 6:11 pm |
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Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
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Nope nothing missing apart from anyone laughing
Ok try this one
Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
Another T Cooper Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
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