Frapp
Member Since: 19 Dec 2008
Location: Norff Zummerzet
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Go on MIke DO IT 
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The Large One
Member Since: 20 Apr 2007
Location: Down the polytunnel
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Today i'm mostly listening to the friggin phone that keeps ringing, and ringing and ringing and ringing.... TLO has left the building.......
I no longer work for a Landrover Dealer
My little chilli sauce business http://www.thechillees.co.uk
if you would like to order anything just give me a shout
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| 3rd Jun 2009 1:41 pm |
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DrLex
Member Since: 15 Jul 2005
Location: Ciderspace [Oi be in Zummerset]
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The Large One wrote:Today i'm mostly listening to the friggin phone that keeps ringing, and ringing and ringing and ringing....
Due to holidays, illness or both? Hope it's not LRA (SW). Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Member of Club Med Sucks
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| 3rd Jun 2009 1:52 pm |
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The Large One
Member Since: 20 Apr 2007
Location: Down the polytunnel
Posts: 6143
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Holidays  TLO has left the building.......
I no longer work for a Landrover Dealer
My little chilli sauce business http://www.thechillees.co.uk
if you would like to order anything just give me a shout
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| 3rd Jun 2009 4:25 pm |
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Mike40
Member Since: 30 Nov 2008
Location: Newport South Wales
Posts: 796
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Bushwanderer wrote:CY wrote:In a few hours time I'll have sat my last ever Scottish Qualifications exam... until then I'm sticking with the funeral parade 
What qualifications do you need to be Scottish? 
B-Tech Qualification to become Scottish.
Paper One. 60 minutes total. 8 marks per question except question 12 which carries 12 marks.
Write a short paragraph answering the following questions:
1) How to survive winter in a skirt with no knickers
2) How to keep long socks up
3) How to love bagpipes
4) How to hate the English
5) How to get used to losing at everything
6) How to get rid of useless Politicians by sending them to England
7) How to understand that Alcoholism is considered socially acceptable
8 ) How to be the only human beings that actually eat haggis....and be proud of it
9) How to have a cool National Anthem, although nobody knows the words
10) How to kiss people and leave them in hospital (Glasgow kiss)
11) How to accept the Bay City Rollers as the greatest Boy Band ever….
12) In no more than 10 words: why Lulu is Scotlands answer to Kylie? ------------------------------
"Ruby" 
Rimini Red 06MY TDV6 S
Xenons, Bright Pack, Climate Pack,
BAS Magic Box and Remap
ITG Air Filter
ERG's Blanked (Woody32)
Huge Permagrin
Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife!
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| 4th Jun 2009 10:50 am |
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White Disco
Member Since: 15 Jan 2007
Location: Gondwana. It's raining. We'll All be roon'd.
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[quote="CY"]In a few hours time I'll have sat my last ever Scottish Qualifications exam.[quote]
Does that mean if you pass you will be a fully qualified Scotsman? 
Best of luck matey.
We went through it last year with SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH in her VCE. Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.
2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).
Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH)
4 BMW's (Stents, not the silly cars)
Formerly RED DISCO
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| 4th Jun 2009 11:02 am |
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ronp
Member Since: 29 Nov 2006
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 15214
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Mike40
Excellent stuff. 
TLO
As opposed to "listening to the friggin phone"
Why don't you pick the friggin thing up !!!
I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.
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| 4th Jun 2009 12:28 pm |
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JF Lux
Member Since: 08 Sep 2007
Location: A little country in Europe
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Listening to a conference call...  The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
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| 4th Jun 2009 1:39 pm |
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Maverick
Member Since: 25 Jul 2007
Location: Lost on the misty mountain hop!
Posts: 2580
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DrLex wrote:Neil,
If you are still on an Eighties kick, have a squint at this little number.
Is that going though every forum or something ATM?? Its still funny... Ben
1996 Defender 90 300 TDi
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| 4th Jun 2009 3:47 pm |
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Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612
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Neil Young
Chrome Dreams
Marvellous Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
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| 4th Jun 2009 3:49 pm |
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YeehawTwistyArms
Member Since: 07 Mar 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 705
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The Essential Judas Priest, just arrived in the post today 
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| 4th Jun 2009 3:51 pm |
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Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612
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I'd complain mate, 3 yrs 2 months is too long even for second class stamps Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
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| 4th Jun 2009 4:21 pm |
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YeehawTwistyArms
Member Since: 07 Mar 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 705
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I was surprised as I actually ordered a Kung Fu suit and some rope.
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| 4th Jun 2009 4:53 pm |
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Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612
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Obviously got delivered to DG by mistake Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
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| 4th Jun 2009 5:01 pm |
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