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9th Aug 2018 11:00 am
Scott #55
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How can the Californian drive past all the cars in the world? Surely all the cars are already lined up?
Please respond quickly. This is hurting my head almost as much as watching a vinyl record on the turntable and tying to work out how the centre of the disc goes round much faster than the outer edge. Particularly when the centre has a much shorter distance to travel.2014 - D4 2010 HSE Nara Bronze
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9th Aug 2018 11:12 am
cedzz
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Motorbike?
9th Aug 2018 12:07 pm
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
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9th Aug 2018 12:26 pm
Scott #55
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cedzz wrote:
Motorbike?
Of course. The simplest solutions are often the best.2014 - D4 2010 HSE Nara Bronze
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