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Gareth wrote:I suppose it helps you sleep at night, in the bush 
not in that bush 
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Gareth
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Yes, but it also makes you fall into the bush before you go to sleep Try that in the city and you'll get arrested  Silver TDV6 HSE
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SN wrote:So how does drinking large quantities of beer fit into the whole bushcraft thing then?
Tracking - follow the trail of empties and identify your prey by it's dried vomit
Snaring / trapping - choose you prey and lay appropriate bait in the trap
Bush first aid - use to administer hangover cures and treat wounds from UDI's
Signalling & bush calls - use the empty bottles to communicate with LF sound waves or use as a sunlight refractor
Rescue - use the empty bottles to make a direction of travel indicator visible from the air and to lave a 'breadcrumb' trail
Fire making - use the bottles to magnify the suns rays onto your kindling
Defensive - us to tw@t some d1ckhead with...
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Gareth
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Have been falling over again DG Silver TDV6 HSE
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| Wed Sep 05 2007 11:26pm |
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DG
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A young lady came to the food tent wearing an 'outfit' that consisted of pixie boot's, fishnet's, a short tight hugging dress with a tight leather corset with ample cleavage, bright red hair a pointy hat and pointy pixie ears.
I asked her were they real and she put her hands up to her ears and said "oh no they come with the hat" ....I said to TFC after that I wasn't looking at her ears when I asked the question Powered by............................
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Gareth
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I must make sure I don't go on holiday next year. Silver TDV6 HSE
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RLD
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the fall over liquid does really work as Chris found out Sunday night but unfortunately no body had a camera is it me your looking for.
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RLD
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 is it me your looking for.
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DiscoStu
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Hey Rich - your mate's in there, just under half way through Black Betty Tunisia 1 2 3 Power by 
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DG
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Roger Over ! Powered by............................
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Buckingham
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Obviously the gathering is happening this year....
Is there going to be a D3 contingent again and will we be sited near to the main event or will we have to take our noise, light and alcohol pollution to the other end of the car park?
Any chance of our own toilet block this year....?
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