Googsy
Member Since: 06 Aug 2007
Location: Celbridge, Co Kildare.
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| Jealous ex hubby keyed my Disco |
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Hi All,
Stayed in my sisters house over the weekend there was not enough room in her driveway so she told me to park in her friends only a couple of doors down from her as she was away.The hubby who mysteriously still has a key to the house appeared and thinking I was his ex wifes new bit off stuff keyed my car in a jealous rage. whilst I did not see him see him do it my sister informed me of some of the texts he was sending his ex wife saying you had a F****** man staying in the house last night how dare you etc ! Now I have a gash in the side panel that is right down to bare metal about 10 inches in length. I had washed the car earlier and car was fine. I have touched it up but it looks awful. Needless to say Im looking forward to a little chat with him (Sopranos Style) next time I see him  Googsy
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 5th Nov 2007 11:14 am |
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PaulP
Member Since: 04 May 2007
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Sorry to hear about that Googsy.....
I have to ask the question though.....why not let the local Constabulary have a little chat with him instead?
Did you get any photos of it before you touched it up? Hope you get it sorted out asap.
Cheers,
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| 5th Nov 2007 11:22 am |
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Googsy
Member Since: 06 Aug 2007
Location: Celbridge, Co Kildare.
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Hi PaulP
No thing is I have no proof although I know for sure that he did it as the bits of paint were still on wheel arch where it had been scraped.
Cheers Googsy
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| 5th Nov 2007 11:28 am |
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AndrewS
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So this  is clearly stalking his ex wife. We need to think of a plan to make him regret his actions. Oh is she fit 
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| 5th Nov 2007 11:29 am |
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Wex
Member Since: 16 Apr 2007
Location: Knackeragua
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Dont think the coppers will do anything for you Googs.Key his car and see how he likes it the stupid
Can you get his contact details from his ex ??????? Phone the feckless give him the chance to fix your motor before doing ...ahem ....anything else 
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| 5th Nov 2007 11:33 am |
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jkp
Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
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What Andrew said!! 
Oh' we need a plan as well
Get hold of his mobile number and publish it on the net. I'm sure he could be registered on a few premium rate services 
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| 5th Nov 2007 11:35 am |
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Bodsy
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Well the evidence seems to be circumstantial, does she still have the texts? At least may be worth a visit from the boys in blue & he may well confess.....?
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| 5th Nov 2007 11:41 am |
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AndrewS
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Get his contact details then.
Call a plumber/lock smith etc and send them round to his house. They will charge him for the call out.
Send a wreath to his address with a card saying With Sympathy RIP 'his name'.
Order food and get it delivered to him. Again he will have to pay.
Call the impotence help line and get them to send him the advice pack.
Call a local estate agent and get them to call at his house to value it.
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| 5th Nov 2007 12:38 pm |
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zebadee
Member Since: 15 Feb 2006
Location: The Magic Roundabout
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Or if you can get access to his car for any length of time, remove a door panel & place a couple of marbles or ball bearings inside the door cavity & put everything back together. The sound of them rolling around is enough to drive anyone nuts 
You could also get into his house & sew fish into the hems of his curtains, or put them inside his couch or into his matteress. I’m sure it would only take a week or so for the smell to start
Alternatively, just go with the Sopranos approach 
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| 5th Nov 2007 12:55 pm |
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DG
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AndrewS wrote:Oh is she fit
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| 5th Nov 2007 1:02 pm |
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NoDo$h
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Don't bother talking with the police. a) they won't do anything and b) if anything happens to this bloke, his house or his car they'll have you down the nick before you have time to pull your pants up.
Go with the "you f d my car so right now I'm thinking you should be handing me a large wodge of cash to cover the repair, a hire car and something for my trouble.
If that's not too much trouble
It helps to be stood on his doorstep slapping your open palm with a crowbar.... I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
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| 5th Nov 2007 2:06 pm |
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zebadee
Member Since: 15 Feb 2006
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NoDo$h wrote:.................It helps to be stood on his doorstep slapping your open palm with a crowbar....
Or a chainsaw idling smoothly, giving it a little rev every so often
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| 5th Nov 2007 2:09 pm |
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Wex
Member Since: 16 Apr 2007
Location: Knackeragua
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Quote:they'll have you down the nick before you have time to pull your pants up
Hold on , he said he wasn't having it off with her
( Sorry Googsy ) Contact the bloke first and see if he fronts up to the damage.If he doesn't then go native on his nuts.
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| 5th Nov 2007 2:14 pm |
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Alicatt
Member Since: 10 Jul 2007
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A mixture of fresh fish, and bacon blended into fresh full fat milk, apply to door interiors via window seal and leave for a few weeks to mature. Then when all is forgotten the car atains a certain odour which increases when the window is rolled down
Best applied during the summer months
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| 5th Nov 2007 2:17 pm |
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NoDo$h
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Discowex wrote:Quote:they'll have you down the nick before you have time to pull your pants up
Hold on , he said he wasn't having it off with her
But the police always come and nick you when you're in bed or on the loo. Haven't you ever watched The Sweeney? I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
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| 5th Nov 2007 2:25 pm |
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