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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

The above seemed a bit cryptic until I spotted a certain pattern when looking at "active threads".

If you'd given more of a clue I could have said "Thanks for the tip!" Laughing
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #22982653rd Jul 2022 8:04 am
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JordsDisco
 


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United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 3.0 SDV6 GS Manual Santorini BlackDiscovery 3

And now the roof tent gets advertised!

Thanks for the tip. Thumbs Up

How long before it gets taken down? We could have a sweepstake. I go for 10am.
  
Post #22982663rd Jul 2022 8:19 am
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DSL
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We can start the countdown for DG (other mods are available, alegedly) to hit the honking great DELETE ALL button. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

   
Post #22982673rd Jul 2022 8:23 am
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Moo
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Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

And just like magic, no roof tent. Laughing
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #22982703rd Jul 2022 9:13 am
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Ukraine 2010 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Buckingham BlueDiscovery 4

For the next tip...
Do not try to artificially inflate your post count using copy and paste Laughing

Regards,
Steve
  
Post #22982723rd Jul 2022 9:33 am
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Moo
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Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Not sure what advantage is to be gained though, but they're certainly enthusiastic. Laughing



 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #22982743rd Jul 2022 9:40 am
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Although on the plus side it did bring up the thread on cleaning your steering wheel that I keep forgetting to search for Laughing
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

Corris Grey D4 Commercial SE 2016
Zermatt Sliver 2007 D3 SE manual (gone)
Indus Silver D4 HSE 2015 (gone)
Bonatti Grey D3 HSE 2006 (gone)
White D3 S (LHD) 2007 (gone)
Firenze Red D4 HSE 2014 (gone)
Black RRS 3.6TDV8 2008 (gone)
Rusty Green Defender 110 1997 (gone)
Black FL2 HSE 2013 (gone) 
 
Post #22982763rd Jul 2022 9:45 am
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DSL
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You have a dirty steering wheel? Shocked Shocked Shocked

Snigger
   
Post #22982823rd Jul 2022 10:26 am
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Very much so… relatively clean compared to the rest of the car at the moment Laughing must be all those “Happy Meals” I’ve been eating while driving - I learnt from the Master Bow down
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

Corris Grey D4 Commercial SE 2016
Zermatt Sliver 2007 D3 SE manual (gone)
Indus Silver D4 HSE 2015 (gone)
Bonatti Grey D3 HSE 2006 (gone)
White D3 S (LHD) 2007 (gone)
Firenze Red D4 HSE 2014 (gone)
Black RRS 3.6TDV8 2008 (gone)
Rusty Green Defender 110 1997 (gone)
Black FL2 HSE 2013 (gone) 
 
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DSL
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I never dropped my food on the steering wheel though. On trousers, yes, chips down the gap between the seat and centre consul, yes, winegum to same place, yes and retrieved/enjoyed, but never on the wheel.

Mind you I might have a pic of seat belt that needs a little clean. Whistle
   
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Yes sorry late to the party! Reported transgressors usually get exterminated within seconds, but I was on the golf course, and DG was probably having a Sunday morning lay-in dreaming of 🐑 😉
  
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DSL
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Happy dreams indeed.

Click image to enlarge


For DG that is. Whistle
   
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Nyrad
 


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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

nigethecat wrote:
Although on the plus side it did bring up the thread on cleaning your steering wheel that I keep forgetting to search for Laughing


I posted on that one thinking it was new Rolling Eyes guess I still haven't been here long enough to know the old stuff Laughing
 Zambezi Silver '05 SE, loved work truck and family outings Smile *Sold, Nooooo*
-Looking for next one soon I hope.- 
 
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Price of bits.....
A new solar light in your local supermarket is about £1.50.
A replacement battery of the same rating and manufacturer is about £3.00

Hmm, no surprise that things get thrown away instead of repaired.
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
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Ukraine 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Homebase, what a Censored shambles of a place. Wife ordered a parasol online, which I went to collect today. So they rock up with an extremely damaged box, all sellotaped together, and think I’m going to accept their 2nd hand, returned, piece of garbage Shocked They tried to tell me that they had phoned earlier to tell us that it was the last one, and the box was damaged. No call logged on my wife’s phone. Their inventory said 32 in stock Rolling with laughter
They also tried to tell me that they weren’t in the habit of selling opened / used / or returned items for full retail price…….Yet the bloke in front of me had just returned a lawn mower that he said was used and full of grass when he opened the box Shocked Homebase, the new ‘Argos’, where you take your chance on buying something that has been bought, opened, possibly used, and returned 18 times. Evil or Very Mad Refunded, and ‘no sale’ to me thank you. One of the worst ( attempted) purchasing experiences I have encountered of late.
 D3 owned from new, P017 brake recall, BAS FBHIC, new FBH, LR013487 oil pump, new water pump. RRS front lower suspension arms. New suspension compressor/ relay. New Denso alternator. CuNifer rear brake pipes. New GKN rear propshaft. New HPFP belt & tensioner. New A/C Condenser.NO WARRANTY for many many years. 

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