AndrewS
Tarquin of the Desert
Joined: 06 May 2005
Location: Earth
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This one goes to DG. When we were heading to Fes on the dodgy mountain roads. The locals have absolutely no issues with overtaking on tight blind bends, junctions in fact anywhere. If they approach a vehicle going the same direction they simply overtake it as they get to it. As you can imagine one has to be on guard at all times as you never know what is round the next corner. For instance on one occasion we were heading down a mountain pass with some tight bends and as we slowed down to take a tight left hander we narrowly missed an on coming bus that was overtaking a small truck.
Anyway the comment that DG said over the radio after a 'close one'.
"Fooking ell that was close  If someone had pushed a piece of coal up my ass, I'd have turned it into a diamond by now"
I cried with laughter for ages
 For use of a 4x4 site and driver training pm me 
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Ken
Joined: 20 Feb 2006
Location: Here & There
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Should have seen his face It was even better in Spain after going thru the mountain pass when I said I'll put the DSC back on now  (Boy do AT2's hold on well)  Each day that ends brings me one day closer to my demise
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| Fri Nov 02 2007 9:26am |
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Slimer
Site Moderator
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Nanny State
Posts: 11629
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There's no DSC in the 110 Ken and we we right there with you around those bends     
Nuke 'em! Nuke 'em all!
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| Fri Nov 02 2007 9:51am |
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Ken
Joined: 20 Feb 2006
Location: Here & There
Posts: 3763
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Think that was why DG was worried (Having Slimer up his arse ) Each day that ends brings me one day closer to my demise
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| Fri Nov 02 2007 9:54am |
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simon
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
Location: You'll never know
Posts: 13668
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Diamond in the rough ?
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| Fri Nov 02 2007 10:20am |
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sideview
Joined: 02 Dec 2006
Location: in the valley
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Oh DG, what a character! 
Would that be considered a man-made diamond? I'm not so good at giving advice...may I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?
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| Fri Nov 02 2007 12:06pm |
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Discowex
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
Location: Craggy Island
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Bet its a bit of an occasion when DG makes a visit to the crapper then
Blood Diamonds anyone
ouch Don't take life too seriously ..... it's not permanent
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| Fri Nov 02 2007 12:14pm |
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NoDo$h
Joined: 02 May 2006
Location: Decapod 10
Posts: 5487
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Aren't diamonds meant to be ON a ring, not up one? Don't Panic! Everything will be fine.... inflation is only 2.5% 3.0% 3.3% and the flying pigs are carbon neutral 
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| Fri Nov 02 2007 12:39pm |
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tony bennett
Joined: 28 Jul 2005
Location: South West
Posts: 439
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NoDo$h wrote:Aren't diamonds meant to be ON a ring, not up one?
Yes but they are found in a crack in the ground first  regards
tony
05 "Battlestar Galactica"
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| Fri Nov 02 2007 12:44pm |
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DG
Joined: 12 Dec 2005
Location: The Gaff !
Posts: 13022
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As long as none of you want to go digging for it
Powered by............................
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I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit
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| Fri Nov 02 2007 12:53pm |
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SPOTTER
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
Location: Adrift........
Posts: 1984
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no wonder you changed to DG
but is it Diamond Geezer or Diamond Gulch really ought to change this.........
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| Fri Nov 02 2007 12:56pm |
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tony bennett
Joined: 28 Jul 2005
Location: South West
Posts: 439
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SPOTTER wrote:no wonder you changed to DG
but is it Diamond Geezer or Diamond Gulch
May one offer
"Deep Gorge" regards
tony
05 "Battlestar Galactica"
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| Fri Nov 02 2007 1:53pm |
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NoDo$h
Joined: 02 May 2006
Location: Decapod 10
Posts: 5487
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Don't you be offering your deep gorge around. People will get the wrong idea. Don't Panic! Everything will be fine.... inflation is only 2.5% 3.0% 3.3% and the flying pigs are carbon neutral
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| Fri Nov 02 2007 2:08pm |
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neo
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Location: embedded in the Matrix
Posts: 1144
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So, when DG is chefing, if he ever offers you some of his 'carrots'.....
Decline, politely.......
Apparently though, his special source is very, very good. "All hail the mighty Quattro"
=~ prorsus per angustias ~=
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