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astonbuilder
 


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Went to the bakers.....

.......for a cake.

Loads of choice all at 50p each except for one at £1.

I had to ask; why all 50p except for the one at £1?

“Oh, that” he said, “that’s Madeira cake”  
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FFS … get back to fixing your electrics!!! Laughing  
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missed something there I think  
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Hardware17 wrote:
FFS … get back to fixing your electrics!!! Laughing


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Thought it was going to be the Scottish baker’s joke:

A wee lad goes into a bakery, points in the window and says "Is that a macaroon or a meringue?"
"No, you're right" says the baker, "it's a macaroon."

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An oldie but goodie. Laughing Laughing Had to explain it to SWMBO!!! Thud   
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One for the Scots really (hint - read it like you're Jimmy Krankie and it may just become obvious.....)  
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^^ Good one astonbuilder, the Jimmy Krankie approach worked a treat! Laughing Stu

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