Madmedic112
Member Since: 24 Aug 2014
Location: Kent
Posts: 371
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Missing Wife and Car..... PLEASE HELP. |
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Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Officer: Height ?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Officer: Weight ?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Officer: Colour of eyes ?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Officer: Colour of hair ?Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Officer: What was she wearing ?
Husband: Could have been trousers or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Officer: What kind of car did she go in ?
Husband: She went in my Land Rover.
Officer: What kind of Land Rover was it ?
Husband : A Land Rover Discovery Limited edition 4X4 with SDV6 engine ordered with the 9.5 CTI electric winch with wireless controls, Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold tow bar, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road BF Goodrich mud terrain tyres, It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Officer: Take it easy sir,
we'll find your Landy! Belts, done
Lower arms, done
V8 front brakes, done
Gearbox flush, done
Steering arm, done
Tyres all round, done
EGR's, done
EHB, done
re-map, done
Air con re-gas, done
and so on, and so on, and so on!!!
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25th May 2017 9:32 pm |
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Stufea
Member Since: 18 Mar 2016
Location: Doing what swmbo tells me to do
Posts: 245
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I have the same problem with swmbo count tell u hair colour it keeps changing I just u look nice today it seems to work 2006 D3 HSE
Java Black
Clock in Dash
3 Flash Indicators
V8 brake upgrade
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25th May 2017 9:56 pm |
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