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Police Dog On a Plane
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it has levelled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'
He told Sniffer to 'search'.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles..
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'
'I like it!' said his seat mate.
The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poo on the seat.
The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that. So he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on?'
The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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27th Dec 2016 5:58 pm
Alan B
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27th Dec 2016 6:21 pm
Narpy
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Sorry to see you didn't get the new joke book for Christmas Bill.
Ah well, you'll just have keep using the very old current one instead. Mods:
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27th Dec 2016 6:29 pm
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27th Dec 2016 6:37 pm
Bill Wright
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Narpy wrote:
Sorry to see you didn't get the new joke book for Christmas Bill.
Ah well, you'll just have keep using the very old current one instead.
Into every life some rain must fall Narpy.
It gave a couple of people a laugh and that s why I post jokes old and new. Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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27th Dec 2016 6:43 pm
Narpy
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You keep it up mate, but please don't imply you post jokes old and new.
Had you said old and older, that would have been different. Mods:
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27th Dec 2016 8:13 pm
Oswiperus D3 Decade
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well I hadn't heard that one before!
27th Dec 2016 11:50 pm
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Cheers Ian
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Excellent. Not heard that before. Keep em coming - age and frequency is no barrier to wit and enjoyment. New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)
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28th Dec 2016 10:50 am
Narpy
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In memory of our friend Bill, I'm bumping one of his jokes.
He may have gone, but his extremely old joke book will be a legacy to the forum and I'll kinda miss pulling his leg about it.
RIP Bill.Mods:
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12th Sep 2017 3:21 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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His jokes will be missed.
12th Sep 2017 3:26 pm
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12th Sep 2017 5:11 pm
Oswiperus D3 Decade
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Well I found it funny back then and it's still funny now!
RIP Bill.Stu
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Not heard that before. Keep em coming - age and frequency is no barrier to wit and enjoyment. 
