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rockcrawler
 


Member Since: 31 Oct 2012
Location: Ferring
Posts: 2884

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 Metropolis LE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3
The Perks Of Being Old

The Perks of Being Over 60

• Kidnappers aren’t interested in you
• In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first
• No one expects you to run - anywhere
• People call you at 9:00 pm and ask, “ Did I wake you??”
• People no longer view you as a hypochondriac
• There is nothing left to learn the hard way
• Things you buy won’t wear out
• You can eat supper at 4:00 pm
• You can live without sex but not your glasses
• You get in to heated arguments about pension plans
• You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge
• You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks in to the room
• You sing along with elevator music
• Your eyes can’t get much worse
• Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off
• Your joints are far more accurate meteorologist than the national weather service
• Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either
• Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size
• You can’t remember who sent you this
 D3 Metropolis Bonatti Grey-Alpaca Leather-adaptive headlights-fridge-EGR blanking kit-Harmen Karden-Cruise-4x4 info enabled-Tinted Windows-Heated F&R Seats-Rosen rear Entertainment-LED'S everywhere -Smoked Side Repeaters-Rear Aircon-Vredestein Wintrac 4 Extreme-Puddle and Footwell Lamps-Stainless Steel Side Protection Tubes- NEW ASHTRAY ( thanks to dsd1036 )
Club BAS Remote FBH
Club MXS10 Ctek
Club Beanie Grill
Rear D4 Lamps
Geoff Gearbox Flush
BAS Remap 
 
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DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
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Ukraine 

Looking forward to all of those. Just got to get there first. Sad
   
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discovery1953
 


Member Since: 07 Jan 2014
Location: Westbrook, Wilts.
Posts: 1162

England 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Kaikoura StoneDiscovery 4

Already there Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry
  
Post #186186826th Sep 2017 9:19 am
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10289

England 

Just another 12 months for me Big Cry Big Cry

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
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L319
 


Member Since: 14 Dec 2013
Location: Herefordshire
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Buckingham BlueDiscovery 3

Gets even better when you are 70, I think!
  
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Sloss
 


Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
Posts: 1691

Scotland 

I’m well through that list..... Whistle
 Stew,

2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG 
 
Post #186206726th Sep 2017 6:51 pm
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DN
D3 Decade 


Member Since: 23 Jun 2006
Location: W.London.
Posts: 2289

Ukraine 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

OMG, some of those ring true already, and 6 mths to go yet Big Cry
 D3 owned from new, P017 brake recall, BAS FBHIC, new FBH, LR013487 oil pump, new water pump. RRS front lower suspension arms. New suspension compressor/ relay. New Denso alternator. CuNifer rear brake pipes. New GKN rear propshaft. New HPFP belt & tensioner. New A/C Condenser.NO WARRANTY for many many years.  
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