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Sloss
 


Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
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Scotland 
Health advice

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

Do you feel stressed at times?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare,and Naked Twister.

Warnings:
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


Please feel free to share this important information with as many people as you feel may benefit!

Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz or Merlot..

LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD CHUM!
 Stew,

2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG 
 
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DSL
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Or do all the above in Spanish with a cheeky little Argie or Chilean Malbec. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
   
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Bananaman
 


Member Since: 10 May 2017
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It's probably me being a bit over sensitive, but I don't find this particularly funny.
With having people in my direct family with mental health issues and alcohol abuse.
Sorry, like I said it's probably just me.
  
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Sloss
 


Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
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To me it's showing all that's wrong with drinking to excess........ Whistle
 Stew,

2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG 
 
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EMcC
 


Member Since: 10 Jul 2015
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I realised it was a joke after the first few lines and guessed where it was going so didn't bother with the rest.
Not that I thought it would upset me but I got the gist of it straight away and had a good laugh without reading all of it.
  
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