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NJSS
 


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Son or Daughter ?

Whom would you prefer to look like this, your daughter or your son?


 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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galwaygreen
 


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The wife
  
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NJSS
 


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OMG Confused "The wife"

You know it's male?

NJSS
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Sea Raider
 


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Does it matter?
  
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Hardware
 


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I was going to say " I'd prefer YOUR son or daughter looked like that, rather than mine" but wondered if it was possibly not in keeping with the jovial nature of the thread ... but now the thread is taking an unexpected direction, I wish I'd gone with the impulse. Laughing
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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lynalldiscovery
 


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The real question should be, are they happy?
  
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stew 46
 


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England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Siberian SilverDiscovery 3

Well I’m a bit old fashioned and it needs a damn good hair cut and man up a bit Thumbs Up and none of these man bun Censored things for Censored sake !!!
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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab 
 
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Pelyma
  


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It’s Liz Hurley’s Son Shocked one mixed up lad that wants to look like his mother- safety pin dress et al.
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
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Iguana
 


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Ukraine 

Lets be famous thanks to my mother, WTF is wrong with it!

Don't care what you look like, but make your own way in life!! Censored
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Bit tidy though Whistle
 Iggy/Ieuan

Current LR =
2015 RR Sport Autobiography
&
1992 Land Rover Defender Camper

- Gone but not forgotten:
MY10 D4 GS
MY05 Disco 3 'S'
MY14 FL2 HSE manual in Blue
MY15 Disco 4 HSE Lux in Santorini Black
MY08 Disco 3 SE manual in Buck Blue
1960 Series 2 88" (No idea why I sold it!) 
 
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Moo
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I wouldn’t care if my son or daughter looked like that as long as they are happy. I have a close friend who’s oldest child is sexually ambiguous and dresses accordingly. Celebrate different 🌈👍
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
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Pelyma
  


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England 

Identify as a frying pan for all I care, what I find sad is that he has to emulate his mother instead of finding his own way.
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
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Iguana
 


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Ukraine 

^+1 Thumbs Up
 Iggy/Ieuan

Current LR =
2015 RR Sport Autobiography
&
1992 Land Rover Defender Camper

- Gone but not forgotten:
MY10 D4 GS
MY05 Disco 3 'S'
MY14 FL2 HSE manual in Blue
MY15 Disco 4 HSE Lux in Santorini Black
MY08 Disco 3 SE manual in Buck Blue
1960 Series 2 88" (No idea why I sold it!) 
 
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galwaygreen
 


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SPECSAVERS BOOKED
  
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HWN
 


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E-mails at work stating 'X' is now living as a man/woman and would like to be referred to as 'Y' don't even raise an eyebrow now. Letters of a similar theme are sent home from school but include threats of isolation for 'dead-naming'. One girl has taken the living-as-a-man thing a bit too far, IMHO: she smokes a pipe and wears a monocle.

After a year on testosterone therapy, women can actually use a thermostat and stack a dishwasher efficiently.
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Red Merle
 


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Laughing
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2017 to date: FFRR SDV8
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2021 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200
2022 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200 & sidecar!
(One of only two known to exist in the world!) 
 
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