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Wednesday Joke ... The low cost joke .
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BarryG
Joined: 30 Apr 2006
Location: Eire
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| Wednesday Joke ... The low cost joke . |
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A man was sitting in the bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 and noticed a really beautiful woman  sitting next to him. He thought to himself: 'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an air hostess. I wonder which airline she works for. '
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airline slogan, 'Love to fly and it shows?' She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:' Well, she obviously doesn't work for Delta.'
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head, so he leaned towards her again and said, 'Something special in the air?' She gave him the same confused look, and he mentally kicked himself while scratching Singapore Airlines off the list.
He thought 'Perhaps she works for Thai Airways...' and said 'Smooth as Silk?' This time the woman turned on him and yelled, 'What the duck do you want?'
The man smiled, slumped back in his chair, and said
'Ahhhhh........Ryanair!'
 One Wife.. Kill it ..
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DSL
Joined: 11 May 2006
Location: In the Dog House!
Posts: 9590
 
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Honda Dog U better DUCK!!!!!
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neophyteguy
Joined: 30 Jan 2008
Location: South Melbourne
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thanks, I needed that! Picked up my new MY08 Stornaway TDV6 SE late Feb. FULLY STOKED! Thanks in advance for all the advice/tips you guys have shared on here!!!!!!!!!!!!
1976 Kombi - Bob
1961 Karmann Ghia - Audrey
1968 Wife-HOT!
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| Thu Mar 20 2008 5:01am |
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AndrewW
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Location: Saddleworth
Posts: 1218
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We're off on Wednesday to Italy, sadly by air and not air-D3-suspension 
For the first time EVER I found some FREE flights to where I wanted to go 
Then £12 for a suitcase £8 to book in, £5 to have someone there to book in with  £30 airport tax all for 2 people 2 ways - my free flight is costing me £120. Still not bad. Schedules wanted £600 
Now all I have to figure out is the cabin hand luggage regulations. No-one answers the 0870 numbers for airline or airport and the 0871 numbers give me recorded answers to the questions I am NOT asking....
DOES ANYONE KNOW...
1. Can SWMBO take a handbag in addition to the 50x40x20cm stahtenfuehrergrippenbag?
2. Where the f  k do they want electricals these days - in the suitcase like depth charges on Xray or in the handluggage like trigger devices on Xray?
3. Do I have to taste my iPod to prove its not explosive? (I made that one up  )
I know I have to put my hi-jack-enabling nail-clippers in the suitcase, but my rechargeable razor? Leave the Swiss Army knife at home, but is that a detonator shaped to look like a Nokia phone charger?
Answers on a plain web forum please.
and quick! 06 TDV6 SE Tonga Green
Mantec Plate (with three "dings"), BCB rope, Hidden winch (hidden in garage...), Webasto timer (in box), TorqTuned ((tee hee)²), Origin b2 (in case), Traffic master jam warner (in expectation), FT8800, Motorola GM360, INTEK H-520+ (in a tangle)
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| Mon Jul 07 2008 10:48pm |
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Bodsy
Joined: 06 Nov 2006
Location: Home, home on the range........
Posts: 5466
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Depends on who you're flying with...... But generally, a 'small' handbag as well as a cabin bag is generally fine. I take a laptop (Only Laptop) bag as well as a cabin sized bag & haven't had any problem for a long time
Electricals, you can put where you want. As long as they're not electrical flick knives, you should be fine with a razor and phone charger. I've never been told off for a dangerous Braun in my case.... (and I travel most weeks).
And as for the ipod, they're now charging tax on the i-pods, just because it's fruit.........
They've usualy got the regs on the company web site. Particularly the low cost flights as they don't want you to call at all unless you have to! TDV6 HSE Black, Black Wheels /MTR's(in the shed!), Black RRS front/rear LR badge (tbf) Black Leather, Black Glass, Black TowB, Shiny Tasmods, Dull Mantec, White (& Orange) Reflective D3 Sticker, Black steering wheel badge, black air intake. Optima & Traxide dual battery setup.
Need black RRS wheel centre caps.
Now with added Engel.....
We D3, therefore we are..........
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| Mon Jul 07 2008 10:56pm |
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sideview
Joined: 02 Dec 2006
Location: in the valley
Posts: 1243
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Bodsy wrote:
And as for the ipod, they're now charging tax on the i-pods, just because it's fruit.........
Good one!  I'm not so good at giving advice...may I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?
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| Tue Jul 08 2008 12:39am |
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AndrewW
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Location: Saddleworth
Posts: 1218
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Bodsy wrote:They've usually got the regs on the company web site. Particularly the low cost flights as they don't want you to call at all unless you have to!
Thanks Bodsy!
It's Ry@n@ir (I don't want them throwing me off  ) and their regs gloss over just those points - I've scoured them. They certainly don't want you to call!
Their cabin bag sizes are smaller than the Government/airport sizes, and I've heard horror stories of officious rejection of passengers committing the tiniest of transgressions....
A 06 TDV6 SE Tonga Green
Mantec Plate (with three "dings"), BCB rope, Hidden winch (hidden in garage...), Webasto timer (in box), TorqTuned ((tee hee)²), Origin b2 (in case), Traffic master jam warner (in expectation), FT8800, Motorola GM360, INTEK H-520+ (in a tangle)
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| Tue Jul 08 2008 9:16am |
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Bodsy
Joined: 06 Nov 2006
Location: Home, home on the range........
Posts: 5466
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To be honest, I've not flown ryanair for years, so i can't specifically say what they currently do. If pushed, does the handbag fit into the cabin bag (just to get through check-in)? I've had to do that with my laptop when all the security issues were at their peak & officiousness came to the fore. TDV6 HSE Black, Black Wheels /MTR's(in the shed!), Black RRS front/rear LR badge (tbf) Black Leather, Black Glass, Black TowB, Shiny Tasmods, Dull Mantec, White (& Orange) Reflective D3 Sticker, Black steering wheel badge, black air intake. Optima & Traxide dual battery setup.
Need black RRS wheel centre caps.
Now with added Engel.....
We D3, therefore we are..........
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| Tue Jul 08 2008 9:35am |
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al cope
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 1603
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They can ask you to taste liquids in your hand luggage, so take the strawberry shampoo.
Al TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony
(and 19" RRS alloys, satnav & DVD)
Remember - You can only walk so far into the wilderness before you are walking out again
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| Tue Jul 08 2008 10:07am |
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AndrewW
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Location: Saddleworth
Posts: 1218
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 see iPod above
Yep, handbag fits in cabin bag; so does camera...
Might not be flying anyway  - the flight confirmation states to click on the REVIEW button on their Manage My Booking page - but there isn't one!!!
Taken screen scrapings of faulty web page... Jeez, this is hard work! 
Is it easier to pay 20 times as much and fly BA First Class????? 06 TDV6 SE Tonga Green
Mantec Plate (with three "dings"), BCB rope, Hidden winch (hidden in garage...), Webasto timer (in box), TorqTuned ((tee hee)²), Origin b2 (in case), Traffic master jam warner (in expectation), FT8800, Motorola GM360, INTEK H-520+ (in a tangle)
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| Tue Jul 08 2008 7:07pm |
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