warrior22
Joined: 06 Apr 2008
Location: All over the soddin' place!
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Ditched the landy...literally in a ditch! On an 'unnamed road' down near Bognor Regis with some old dear (dear NOT deer!) hooning around a blind bend straight at me with the fear of hell in her eyes when she saw me! 
Managed to power through it with a bit of a bump as she careered off into the distance!
Unfortunately, the obligatory 'bings & bongs' went off alerting me to a potential financial parting.
'Anti roll' light amber, 'Suspension Fault' warning, and 'Directional headlamp' light flashing amber!
Got out and had a look. No damage; a lot of mud and crap everywhere, and a 3 foot branch rammed up through the n/s front suspension! 
Anyway, driveable up to about 65-70 then a few shudders.
Phoned the dealer and took it in this morning. Diagnostics brought up a 'Suspension Levelling and Lifting Fault'. Advised that next available appointment in 3 weeks!!!  that!
Went outside, phoned LandRover Assist; All sorted within minutes. Basically, the branch has pushed the wiring out of the socket along the chassis in the wheel arch. Silly place to put it on an off road vehicle! Landy into dealer tonight and given a choice of hire vehicle. In a crazy fit of psychosis I opted for the Voyager.
I only drove it 5 miles home from Gatwick and I really do not like this car at all. It sucks, big time!
I have to put up with this 'car' till Monday.
I WANT MY LANDY  Don't be paranoid.........'They' don't like it!!!!!!!
Currently: Land Rover
Previously: Other Land Rovers
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BarryG
Joined: 30 Apr 2006
Location: Eire
Posts: 1085
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warrior22 wrote:AAARRGGGHHHHHHHH!!! HELP! A CHRISTYLER HAS GOT ME!!!!!!!
One Wife.. Kill it ..
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DiscoStu
Joined: 09 Apr 2006
Location: Essex
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warrior22 wrote:AAARRGGGHHHHHHHH!!! HELP! A CHRYSLER HAS GOT ME!!!!!!!
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BarryG wrote:warrior22 wrote:AAARRGGGHHHHHHHH!!! HELP! A CHRISTYLER HAS GOT ME!!!!!!!
Very Nasty Black Betty Tunisia 1 2 3 Power by 
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Pelyma
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Clymping, Sussex
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Even worse if you were in Bognor - very dangerous! DS3 TDV6 HSE
Silver with Alpacca (old one)
DS3 TDV6 HSE
Silver with Alpacca (new one)
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tanters
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Location: Waterford
Posts: 514
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warrior22 wrote:Ditched the landy...literally in a ditch! On an 'unnamed road' down near Bognor Regis with some old dear (dear NOT deer!) hooning around a blind bend straight at me with the fear of hell in her eyes when she saw me!
I WANT MY LANDY
Do you think you'll be able to hunt her down ?
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warrior22
Joined: 06 Apr 2008
Location: All over the soddin' place!
Posts: 190
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I'm running a job down that way and will be there again next week, so I'll 'keep em' peeled' for the daft old mare and give her a wide berth. Although not quite as wide as I did yesterday!
Now, this Christyler...
I only drove down to Bournemouth and back today and I felt like I'd driven back from Gibralter! What a heap of absolute, unadulterated ! It's nasty, really nasty. There's nowhere to put your left foot other than under the soddin brake pedal which is about 2 ft wide which means you have to do a quick shuffle when you need to brake. Nowhere to rest your right arm, engine as gutless as a freshly gutted trout, tiny meaningless buttons everywhere, tacky trim, and on and on!
Called Enterprise Hire and asked them to come and take it away. So, bringing a Jag instead! 
Anyway, anyone had the lifting sensor go on theirs when offroading (intentional offroading!)? If you look in your front wheel arches you'll see the wiring loom go into an unprotected socket on the chassis. That's it! seems a bit feeble.
 Don't be paranoid.........'They' don't like it!!!!!!!
Currently: Land Rover
Previously: Other Land Rovers
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simon
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
Location: Do you really need to know ?
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So call LRA and tell them you need a D3 or equivalent. You need to take your horse box or whatever over some very rough ground and you are concerned that you would damage your Christyler by doing so.
You spent a big lump of money on a LR, you don't really want to be driving the road bound equivalent of a boat any longer.
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NoDo$h
Joined: 02 May 2006
Location: Dodging peanuts
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You're lucky. Back in the mid 80s there would have been a good chance you'd have met a bored and unbelievably drunk teenager in a "rebellious" stage on many of the backroads around Bognor, weaving across the road on my, sorry, his pushbike or sending fireworks racing off down the road at a height of about 4'
Allegedly  wd40 has lubrication properties similar to spit. And what's good enough for the girls......  Going, going...... Gone!
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Maverick
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire!
Posts: 1473
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OK, now that's scary! Only the date...[/b] Happiness is a vectored thrust! (As seen on a Harrier GR3)
 1980 Series 3 restoration - Mine
 Very dirty 1996 Defender 90 - Soon to be mine!
 Stornaway Grey D3 HSE - Dads!
Asure Blue S1 Lotus Elise - Also dads!
Relentless in one hand, Strongbow in the other!
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NoDo$h
Joined: 02 May 2006
Location: Dodging peanuts
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 Yup, I'm old enough to be your dad. Now off to bed wd40 has lubrication properties similar to spit. And what's good enough for the girls...... Going, going...... Gone!
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Maverick
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire!
Posts: 1473
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NO! Don't want to! Happiness is a vectored thrust! (As seen on a Harrier GR3)
1980 Series 3 restoration - Mine
Very dirty 1996 Defender 90 - Soon to be mine!
Stornaway Grey D3 HSE - Dads!
Asure Blue S1 Lotus Elise - Also dads!
Relentless in one hand, Strongbow in the other!
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NoDo$h
Joined: 02 May 2006
Location: Dodging peanuts
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[dadmode]Want? WANT? What's what YOU want got to do with anything? [/dadmode] wd40 has lubrication properties similar to spit. And what's good enough for the girls...... Going, going...... Gone!
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simon
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
Location: Do you really need to know ?
Posts: 13905
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Maverick wrote:NO! Don't want to!
Then F off then and go to bed... a boy your age should be reading porn mags under the covers with the light off, not bothering us.
Oh I forget... you don't know what girls are yet 
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Maverick
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire!
Posts: 1473
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Ok, I've gone to bed! Wireless peripherals are brilliant!  Happiness is a vectored thrust! (As seen on a Harrier GR3)
1980 Series 3 restoration - Mine
Very dirty 1996 Defender 90 - Soon to be mine!
Stornaway Grey D3 HSE - Dads!
Asure Blue S1 Lotus Elise - Also dads!
Relentless in one hand, Strongbow in the other!
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simon
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
Location: Do you really need to know ?
Posts: 13905
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If you say so.
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