ronp
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Location: Over the Edge!!
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Rolling pins still hurt ZebD,
but divorces are less painfull! .
Morphy Richards 450w "Dual" Food Processor
[complete with addittional bowl and changeable blades]
Only £19.99 at a store near you!
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 "The BEAST"
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tanters
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Location: Waterford
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zebadee wrote:I've just sent the newspaper scan to "Mrs Zebadee" , in an eMail entitled.........
"The way things should be from now on"
So what do you think ??
Good Idea ........ 
Or
Bad Idea .......... 
All the best Zeb...nice knowing you 
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| Fri May 09 2008 4:25pm |
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AVE
Joined: 13 Nov 2006
Location: In the land of the Superlambbanana
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I can assure you that it is definately NOT like that in our household...
For the record.... A bad idea Zebadee
When it's 'time for bed'... I don't know where you'll be sleeping Disco 3 TDV6 HSE
Mini Cooper
Previous car: Disco 2 V8
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| Fri May 09 2008 4:29pm |
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zebadee
Joined: 15 Feb 2006
Location: Upper Sandusky
Posts: 469
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Right lads............
I’m off home now, to enjoy my perfectly cooked dinner, slippers awaiting & to be greeted by “Mrs Zebadee” at the door with a nice ribbon in her hair “You feel uneasy as the mad scientist locks the door behind you & dissolves the key in a vat of Acid !”
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| Fri May 09 2008 5:28pm |
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ronp
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Location: Over the Edge!!
Posts: 3727
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Dont expect to find her 'a little gay' though ZebD. .
Morphy Richards 450w "Dual" Food Processor
[complete with addittional bowl and changeable blades]
Only £19.99 at a store near you!
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"The BEAST"
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| Fri May 09 2008 5:30pm |
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stumpy
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Stoke on Trent
Posts: 215
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My ribbon is in waiting for her return, 
defo not the gay thing though  D3 and love it!!!
Mini Cooper 'S' John Cooper Works FAST AS F*$K
PS3 so PHATT!!!
If it moves funk it, and if doesn't, funk it till it does
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| Fri May 09 2008 5:33pm |
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Maverick
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire!
Posts: 1414
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The ribbon will most likely be round your neck!  Happiness is a vectored thrust! (As seen on a Harrier GR3)
 1980 Series 3 restoration - Mine
 Very dirty 1996 Defender 90 - Soon to be mine!
 Stornaway Grey D3 HSE - Dads!
Formerly Hobbs!
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| Fri May 09 2008 5:41pm |
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stumpy
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Stoke on Trent
Posts: 215
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Maverick
possible that one, have not told her I'm off to pub when she gets in, hard slog today D3 and love it!!!
Mini Cooper 'S' John Cooper Works FAST AS F*$K
PS3 so PHATT!!!
If it moves funk it, and if doesn't, funk it till it does
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| Fri May 09 2008 5:51pm |
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BarryG
Joined: 30 Apr 2006
Location: Eire
Posts: 1079
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Gay Wife ..
Now this explains the "girls night in" ... hmmmm interesting One Wife.. Kill it ..
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| Fri May 09 2008 5:51pm |
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NJF
Joined: 05 Oct 2007
Location: Luxembourg, Strassen
Posts: 340
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I bought my wife a book for Christmas: "Don'ts for Wive", 1913, by Blanche Ebbutt. Here are some extracts:
Don't nag your husband. If he won't carry out your wishes for love of you, he certainly won't because you nag him.
Don't 'manage' your husband too visibly. Of course, he may require the most careful management, but you don't want your friends to think of him as a hen-pecked husband. Above all, never let him think you manage him.
Don't think your husband horrid if he seems a bit irritable; probably he has had a very trying day, and his nerves are overwrought.
Don't forget if he is 'nervy' to watch if the tea habit is getting too strong in him. Nerves are often due to too much tea as to too much worry.
There are 12 chapters, on personalities, how to avoid discord, habits, financial matters, evenings at home, jealousy, recreation, food, dress, entertaining, household management and children.
Every paragraph begins with the word don't. There was also a book called Don'ts for Husbands, but I couldn't see much point in buying that.
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NHR
Joined: 13 Dec 2007
Location: Warsaw
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Chapter 13:
"Don't buy your husband any book with Don't in the title"
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