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Snowy
 


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Feeling Small?

On the way up to the Peaks on Sunday, I stopped at a services and found this in the toilets:
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It must be a northern thing because we don't need get this kind of advertising down south. It must be genetics.

Rolling with laughter If you are annoying me, just remember it takes 42 muscles for me to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger, and I'm lazy so don't be offended.  
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It says click image to enlarge, is that how it works Question Confused I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.  
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Snowy
 


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Rolling with laughter Bow down
The bit I laughed at most was the quote "Now I have both size and stamina"
Shocked I told my wife you can't have both.

Rolling with laughter If you are annoying me, just remember it takes 42 muscles for me to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger, and I'm lazy so don't be offended.  
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looks like the wife is the one in the driving seat! Whistle Googsy
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Re: Feeling Small?

Snowy wrote:

It must be a northern thing because we don't need get this kind of advertising down south.


Don't speak too soon Snowy...I was in the cinema in Esher last night and the advert above each urinal was for "Soft & Gentle" ..........a female deodorant Confused


Laughing Powered by............................
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I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit Very Happy  
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NoDo$h
 


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Snowy takes pictures in the gents' toilets? Shocked wd40 has lubrication properties similar to spit. And what's good enough for the girls...... Going, going...... Gone!  
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Dont you start poooof Whistle Each day that ends brings me one day closer to my demise  
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NoDo$h wrote:
Snowy takes pictures in the gents' toilets? Shocked


On this occasion I think I was justified in taking it. Laughing If you are annoying me, just remember it takes 42 muscles for me to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger, and I'm lazy so don't be offended.  
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Ken wrote:
Dont you start poooof Whistle


No need to be so defensive Ken, just because I turned you down. wd40 has lubrication properties similar to spit. And what's good enough for the girls...... Going, going...... Gone!  
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I'm soooooooooooooooo disapointed Big Cry Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Each day that ends brings me one day closer to my demise  
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I know, it really upset me to see how badly you took it, but it was for the best. We'd never have worked out as a couple Sad wd40 has lubrication properties similar to spit. And what's good enough for the girls...... Going, going...... Gone!  
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I feel your pain

Sad

Wink

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter wd40 has lubrication properties similar to spit. And what's good enough for the girls...... Going, going...... Gone!  
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There is a messege in there
Whistle Rolling with laughter Each day that ends brings me one day closer to my demise  
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I don't know what you mean Shocked

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter wd40 has lubrication properties similar to spit. And what's good enough for the girls...... Going, going...... Gone!  
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