DG
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Control Room: "South Wales Police, what's your emergency?"
Caller: "It's not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there's a bright stationary object."
Control room: "Right."
Caller: "If you've got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It's been there at least half an hour and it's still there."
Control: "It's been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?"
Caller: "It's in the air."
Control: "I will send someone up there now to check it out."
Caller: "OK."
Some time later
Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"
Officer: "Yes......... it's the moon. Over."
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I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit 
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DSL
Joined: 11 May 2006
Location: In the Dog House!
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I'm so gonna miss those mad S Wales UFO moon thingies, do you think they'll have them in the frozen norf???  Honda Dog U better DUCK!!!!!
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MrH
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Location: In a world of my own...
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What - sheep? Formerly Disconutter
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DiscoDad
Joined: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In a Lay-By!
Posts: 1650
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Blimey!
"Another caller rang asking for help when they wanted to vote for Rhydian on the TV programme X-Factor. "
Now that is an emergency!
They should have sent an armed response unit and shot the f****er! 
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BorderMan
Joined: 02 Mar 2008
Location: Northumberland
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