NoDo$h
Joined: 02 May 2006
Location: Dodging peanuts
Posts: 5916

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A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.'
The manager says,'Ok, there's a .303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him.'
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said boss. Took the .303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.
'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager.
'Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch.' Going, going...... Gone!
Carbon footprint? I neither know nor give a damn
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tanters
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Location: Up The Deise!
Posts: 651

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BORDER ROVER
Joined: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Germany
Posts: 203

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MY08 JAVA BLACK HSE,
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heine
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 2008

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flinty99
Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Durham
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James R
Joined: 27 Oct 2007
Location: All at Sea
Posts: 593

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Sharks: Natures way of telling surfers to get a job
07 Silver TDV6 XS Manual + Stainless Tubes + Tints + LR dog Guard
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shiny moose
Joined: 13 Nov 2007
Location: Wishing I was still in the Alps
Posts: 1104

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Silver TDV6 S with sat nav, PTI and Moosed up a bit
"PROGRESS IS MANS ABILITY TO COMPLICATE SIMPLICITY"
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Russell
Joined: 24 Aug 2007
Location: Kent
Posts: 179

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Tow bar, roof bars, and mud flaps, side steps, tow bar staorage unit.
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