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anthony604266
 


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England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tonga Green
Coastguard bought a Ferrari should have bought a Land Rover

Just come back from a trip at the weekend as part of my duties as a Coastguard to see the New coastgaurd Helicoper Agusta Westland 139 callsign Coastguard 106 (portland) the new Whiskey Bravo.

Well what did I find out the first comment from the crew was "we need a landrover of the sky and we got a Ferrari"

I good points

1. Its very fast 157 knots (and that is quick)

Thats it for the good points I am sorry to say

The BAD points.

1. It can only carry one casulty on a strecher + 2 walking wounded
2. It has two winches in case one breaks but the second is mounted too far back and cant be used anyway
3. It has been taken off night ops as the lights are not suitable (oh great)
4. It cant land on any soft ground as it is fitted with wheel barrow wheels and it sinks into the ground
5. It cant land on a beach as the power is so great it would blow the pebals and pebal dash the botton of the aircaft
6. When in the hover for any length of time it melts the bodywork (see yellow section in photo 3rd replacement)
7. The night light searchlight is fitted to the wrong side of the aircraft making it useless
8. The night light must be used for at least 20 mins else the bulb will distort.
9. All the controlls and mapping is Digital (but the software is crap so half of it does not work)
10. At the moment thet cant bring up maps so they have to maually add waypoints while in flight
11. The storage of rescue eqipment is bad they cant easliy get to what they need.
12. The auto hover software which allows the winch operator to adjust the position of the aircraft to the casulty (as the pilot cannot see then) has not been installed yet.
13. To operate the FLIR camera you have to sit i a seat that after 2 minites makes you feel like you have driven a defender for 10 hours.

So there you have it a great bit of kit NOT.

I have uploaded some photos but have many more if anyone is interested.

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Now this is what i call a dashboard.

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High Tech storage



Winch



In Flight



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Glad they consulted with people in the job before ordering then...... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Auto Zambezi Silver

Surely there must have a been a spec they had to meet when it was chosen, can't they send it back. Is it me or does it look very small compared to old helicopter.

I have heard from various people that it wasn't the best choice.
  
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Must have been a spec, which it ticks all the boxes for, but practicle application = Zero points.... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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Remind me NOT to go out in a boat off the south coast around portland again Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

That helicopter has the look of the little yellow aeroplanes that fly between the channel islands. no doubt it is very fuel efficient (for a helicopter) and green (probably what drove the spec! Banging Head ). I hope someone now has a severe case of the Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed 'cos i think that they Censored up big time!
  
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England 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tonga Green

sounds to me it was bought by someone who had had a technical wet dream Rolling Eyes

what a shame. Loads of good useful kit but not designed for the job Confused

Looks Cool though.

How will its defeciences effect the service it provides.
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Re: Coastguard bought a Ferrari should have bought a Land Ro

anthony604266 wrote:
Now this is what i call a dashboard.

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All I want to know is does it have an i-pod kit Whistle
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England 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tonga Green

Rolling with laughter

I'm sure Wiggs could install one Thumbs Up
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does the EPB work Whistle
  
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England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tonga Green

Dont think we just bought one of these we bought loads of them and its not just portland its the whole south coast! (but they have put back the old 61 at lee on solant cus it works in the dark)

Dont need an ipod connector cus you cant here a Censored thing once the motor starts anyway.

Oh I forgot it vibrates like hell as well.

This is a classic case of men behind desks ordering kit. Ticks all the boxes but Censored for the job.

How many landy's in our team and what are they ?


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United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Zermatt Silver

Watched Whiskey Bravo landing at Dorchester A&E back at the tail end of June. Wind was gusting a little and boy did it make a meal of take-off. Much, much smaller than the old ship, there were countless grumbles from the crew member who'd come in with the casualty about how the new one just isn't up to the job.

On the flip-side, it looks a bit AirWolf compared with the old tug Cool

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Post #359140Mon Oct 13 2008 11:36am
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England 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt Silver

Seems the one near us works ok http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7666275.stm
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anthony604266
 


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England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tonga Green

Hey dont get me wrong it works it can do the job but should have got one on trial first ironed all the bugs out got the feedback from the end user and then evaulate if it is the right tool for the job.

I would not think twice about calling for one and the guys who operate them are fantastic!
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Hey that sounds a little like the Disco 3's EPB Laughing
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England 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt Silver

No I thought it was funny I had just read this then looked at the news and one was mentioned Laughing
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