Confirms everything I'd previoulsy heard about everything north of the the A303.....I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
In Newcastle, swabs of men's hands revealed more than half were contaminated with bacteria normally found in faeces.
The percentage of the unclean fell with latitude, with 34% of Liverpudlian men testing positive for faecal bacteria, 21% in Birmingham, 15% in Cardiff and 6% in London.
Whilst this may be true, the trial is flawed as it merely looked at mens hands.
It the swabs had been taken from the buccal cavity (mouth), my reckoning is they would have found an inverse set of results due to the higher incidence shyte spouters and rimmers found in the south. The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom
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15th Oct 2008 10:13 am
ronp
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Good on ya JMC
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15th Oct 2008 10:31 am
Rescue01
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Brilliant Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
Not forgetting the nose. There are so many morons in high places, particularly London area that brown nosing would be the only explanation for so many promotions into incompetency.. The banking collapse I rest my case.
Oh and by the way that's one reason we civilised northeners use our D3's and not the train.
15th Oct 2008 10:45 am
darrind
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Top man Yah Yellowbelly!!Must stop buying shiny toys....
15th Oct 2008 10:45 am
jkp
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So perhaps all the Northerners with shyte on their hands got it from punching gobby Southerners?I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
Also 6% of Londoners is a hell of a lot more people than half of Newcastle......probably!
15th Oct 2008 12:55 pm
ronp
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plucked from an ITN report:
"but in Cardiff and London women were the dirtiest sex."
Sounds good to me ....... think I'll move South!
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15th Oct 2008 12:59 pm
darrind
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Must stop buying shiny toys....
15th Oct 2008 1:01 pm
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Mac the loud here, who wants me to punch a gob southerner then
15th Oct 2008 6:58 pm
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15th Oct 2008 7:04 pm
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