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Popelka
 


Member Since: 31 May 2008
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Love Dress

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately
walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.'
The daughter-in-law answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.

'Every time he sees me in this dress,
he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours..'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she
undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay
on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
and saw her lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?' Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!  
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I don't think I'll show that one to SWMBO.   
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Told mine hers was a couple of sizes too big!!!  
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ronp wrote:
Told mine hers was a couple of sizes too big!!!

Shocked Shocked Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!  
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