kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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It was the first day of a school in the USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or
give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good!'
Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not
perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the
Indians,'
'Who said that?' she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back
said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks
'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George
Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991..'
Now furious, another student
yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair
waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone
said 'You little  . If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child
witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the
teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh , we're screwed!'
And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "I
think it was the American people, November 4,
2008." Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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flinty99
Member Since: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Northumberland
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BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
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 POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas
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| 27th Nov 2008 9:31 pm |
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Popelka
Member Since: 31 May 2008
Location: Praha (Prague)
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nearly ed myself laughing at this  Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!
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10forcash
Member Since: 09 Jun 2005
Location: Ubique
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Reminds me of a conversation I had with a German Helo pilot over a beer or two....
Inevitably it got round to WWII.. "So, have you ever watched the film 'Battle of Britain' "
Oh, Ja, great film, but a sad ending
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heine
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Location: Midrand
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