TSR2
Member Since: 22 Jul 2008
Location: North Lincolnshire
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| Little Johnny strikes again! |
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Here's Johnny again!
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said,"My family went to see Rock City and I
was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no
way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
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dogexplo
Member Since: 23 Oct 2009
Location: Milton of Campsie
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With a mother,mother in law,sister and neice who all are/were primary teachers,I can confirm that little Johnny is a real person and is alive and well and lives in Central Scotland. 
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| 6th Dec 2009 10:22 pm |
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adam
Member Since: 20 Sep 2005
Location: Home and Happy
Posts: 6917
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Teacher asked the class to remember something that happened to them over the weekend and then think of a sentence think describing the weekend using the word ‘contagious’
Suzy says ‘ My mummy caught a cold from my Aunty, that was contagious’
David says ‘I forgot to wash my hands after going to the toilet and my daddy said I should be careful to avoid passing on a contagious disease’
Jimmy says ‘I was walking down the road with my Dad and we saw a man cutting a massive hedge’
Teacher says ‘ I’m not sure that is really relevant to the home work’
Jimmy says ‘Yes it is because my dad said it’s gonna take that contagious to cut that hedge’
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| 6th Dec 2009 11:17 pm |
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oddboy
Member Since: 29 Oct 2009
Location: norfolk
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is that the same bloke who was creasoteing his large fence with a 2" brush ?  Richard
club none owner
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| 7th Dec 2009 8:36 am |
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adam
Member Since: 20 Sep 2005
Location: Home and Happy
Posts: 6917
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The very one....
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| 7th Dec 2009 9:58 am |
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