heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
  
|
Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for US$500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just US$100.' The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.'
The Zimbabweans replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that chance.'
|
 13th Jan 2009 9:12 am |
|
|
Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
|
Oh Africa  D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
|
| 13th Jan 2009 9:17 am |
|
|
heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
|
Gotta laugh or else you'll cry
|
| 13th Jan 2009 9:19 am |
|
|
NHR
Member Since: 13 Dec 2007
Location: Warsaw
Posts: 923
 
|
You can't be too careful, although Mugabe clearly lacks any of Jesus's finer points.
|
| 13th Jan 2009 10:24 am |
|
|
