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alan lockwood

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you want a rise?

the penis asked for a raise:
i hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons;
i do physical labour,i work at great deapths
i dont get weekends or public holidaysoff
i work in a damp,dark environment,that has poor ventilation
i work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious diseases
yours sincerely

Dear P.Niss
after assessin your request and considering the auguments you raised,
we reject your request,for the following reasons
you dont work 8hrs straight
you fall asleep after brief work periods
you dont take initiave,you need to be pressured and stimulated in to starting work
you leave the work place rather messy at the end of the shift
you dont always observe necessary safety regulations
such as wearing protective clothing
you are unable to work double shifts and as if that wasnt all
you constantly enter the workplace carrying two suspicious bags
yours sincerely


sorry if this has been posted before
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