Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, August 17th 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presen tation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
I'll get my coat!!As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way
Disco XXV
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY16
Discovery Sport HSE Lux MY17
Evoque HSE Dynamic MY16 (Gone)
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY14 (Lovely car but preferred the Disco!)
Disco 3 Tdv6 HSE MY05 (owned for 11 years and now gone)
Range Rover Sport HSE MY11 (Gone)
Freelander2 SE (Gone but the most reliable car we've ever owned)
Disco 2 V8 (Gone)
Home of RLD Hidden winch mounts Spare wheel Locks Trailer Body Fabrication [email protected] D3/4 sump plates MY 14 sump plates and the Discovery Sport wheel protectors Discovery 5 wheel locks
more Helsport tents and other things for camping Law of Mechanical Repair:
"After your hands are coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee!"
20th May 2009 7:37 pm
kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
Think i would give No 3 a miss .
No 3 Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
No 9 Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
Not necessary. Tesco sell Ice Cubes, add to SWMBO shopping list.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
I have never come across an empty toilet roll? Please explain problem…
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
No…and SWMBO couldn’t either.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
The problem here is in the name. Hamper suggests picnics and food, I do not want to associate my cruddy underwear with Salmon and Cucumber sandwiches. Throw out laundry hamper…problem solved.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Doh! What’s a dishwasher for then??
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
When buying any product always go back to shop and say remote was missing from the box. You then get another so you always have a spare down the side of the cushions. Never show SWMBO how it works, destroy instruction manual ‘cos we don’t need it.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
If SWMBO hadn’t moved it then it would be where I left it.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
If flowers are not harmful, why is my D3 equipped with a pollen filter to keep it out? Why would I bypass this and bring pollen inside my D3.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
I have Sat Nav…..It is never wrong, even through it has a woman inside it giving me verbal directions.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
General survival instinct and should not be messed with…That's why it is Genetic!
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
I have never shagged my Mum
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
If SWMBO doesn’t like the shops I go to then she should stay at home.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
I’m never late, just not as early as expected. Dates? My mobile phone tells me.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
I don’t use the oven as it is part of my voluntary Carbon Offset Program so that I can boot my D3 down the slip road onto the A48 once a day without feeling guilty. I have a microwave anyway….
Also included in my Carbon Offset Program is the Vacuum Cleaner and Washing Machine.
I think the above proves that a SWMBO mind is always full of problems and a mans mind is full of solutions.... ------------------------------
"Ruby"
Rimini Red 06MY TDV6 S
Xenons, Bright Pack, Climate Pack,
BAS Magic Box and Remap
ITG Air Filter
ERG's Blanked (Woody32)
Huge Permagrin
As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way
Disco XXV
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY16
Discovery Sport HSE Lux MY17
Evoque HSE Dynamic MY16 (Gone)
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY14 (Lovely car but preferred the Disco!)
Disco 3 Tdv6 HSE MY05 (owned for 11 years and now gone)
Range Rover Sport HSE MY11 (Gone)
Freelander2 SE (Gone but the most reliable car we've ever owned)
Disco 2 V8 (Gone)
21st May 2009 1:55 pm
ronp
Member Since: 29 Nov 2006
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 15214
Noticed that there weren't any courses in getting to grips with a washing machine.
Or because of the vibrations, is this a woman thing only?
Also no course on using that flat, hot item with the pointy end.
The thing that magically takes creases out of clothes?
Could've been interested, but now cann't bothered.I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.
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