Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
Wednesday Humour
3 women in a sauna
three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in
a
sauna.
suddenly there was a beeping sound. the young woman pressed her forearm
and
the beep stopped. the others looked at her questioningly.
'that was my pager,' she said. i have a microchip under the skin of my
arm.
a few minutes later, a phone rang. the second young woman lifted her
palm to
her ear. when she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. i
have
a microchip in my hand.'
the older woman felt very low -tech. not to be out done, she decided she
had
to do something just as impressive. she stepped out of the sauna and
went to
the bathroom.
she returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. the
others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. the older woman finally
said.........well, will you look at that...? i'm getting a fax!!Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
22nd Oct 2008 8:35 pm
NJF
Member Since: 05 Oct 2007
Location: Gone
Posts: 2466
appealed to my SWMBO as well, must be on a different wave length
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
22nd Oct 2008 9:49 pm
flinty99
Member Since: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Northumberland
Posts: 2558
23rd Oct 2008 12:00 am
frogall
Member Since: 29 Aug 2008
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 250
Blimey, does she swipe credit cards as well I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
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