Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
3 women in a sauna
three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in
suddenly there was a beeping sound. the young woman pressed her forearm
the beep stopped. the others looked at her questioningly.
'that was my pager,' she said. i have a microchip under the skin of my
a few minutes later, a phone rang. the second young woman lifted her
her ear. when she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. i
a microchip in my hand.'
the older woman felt very low -tech. not to be out done, she decided she
to do something just as impressive. she stepped out of the sauna and
she returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. the
others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. the older woman finally
said.........well, will you look at that...? i'm getting a fax!!Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
22nd Oct 2008 8:35 pm
Member Since: 05 Oct 2007
appealed to my SWMBO as well, must be on a different wave length
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
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