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kevi
 


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Location: in the rhondda valleys
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Wales 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 GS Auto Orkney GreyDiscovery 4
Wednesday Humour

3 women in a sauna

three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in
a
sauna.

suddenly there was a beeping sound. the young woman pressed her forearm
and
the beep stopped. the others looked at her questioningly.


'that was my pager,' she said. i have a microchip under the skin of my
arm.


a few minutes later, a phone rang. the second young woman lifted her
palm to
her ear. when she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. i
have
a microchip in my hand.'

the older woman felt very low -tech. not to be out done, she decided she
had
to do something just as impressive. she stepped out of the sauna and
went to
the bathroom.

she returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. the
others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. the older woman finally
said.........well, will you look at that...? i'm getting a fax!!
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows 
 
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NJF
 


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SWMBO says, Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
Post #36350022nd Oct 2008 8:42 pm
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CG
 


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appealed to my SWMBO as well, must be on a different wave length
 
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant" 
 
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Neutral Rolling Eyes Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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frogall
 


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Blimey, does she swipe credit cards as well Question Shocked
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