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Mark Y
 


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Whale on Aberdeen beach

Found this on another site, how would you get rid of it ?.

http://news.stv.tv/scotland/133989-sperm-w...ire-beach/


not like this !!!!!!!! Rolling with laughter

  
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With a whaley big truck?
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I'd stick it on ebay Japan with a note saying buyer collects Laughing Thumbs Up
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Laughing Laughing
  
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Make all the local criminals on community service cut it up with a blunt penknife. That should keep them occupied. Thumbs Up
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SJR wrote:
I'd stick it on ebay Japan with a note saying buyer collects Laughing Thumbs Up


now i REALLY disagree with what they're doing with whales,

BUT,

that was F Censored ing funny!!!!!
 one wife.......livid  
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Huh, now I know why i've still not had my tea..... Didn't know Mrs. 10 knew where Aberdeen was Rolling Eyes
Can you in the provinces please get Greenpeace to roll her back into the sea - the bed needs making Wink
  
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

almost p Censored sed my pants Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 one wife.......livid  
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If she isn't rolled back here soon, I may well sh!t the bed Whistle

AND I'VE STILL NOT HAD MY TEA!!!!
  
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Have some BS instead Thumbs Up








Confused


Shocked

I meant Bombay Sapphire!!! please don't kill me
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

the jocks will have her portion'd up by now... Whistle

served with a can of irn bru and a battered mars bar....
 one wife.......livid  
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That's why I want my tea... the bottles empty Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry












and the full one is in the freezer, at least 2 metres away Big Cry Big Cry
  
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Reminds me of a joke that gets a regular airing in my house:


Quote:

A married man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, ‘Get me a beer before it starts.’

The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, ‘Get me another beer before it starts.’

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, ‘Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute now.’

The wife is furious. She yells at him ‘Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, you complete waste of space, you.......

The man sighs and says, ‘Oh crap, it’s started… ‘
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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ad15 wrote:
the jocks will have her portion'd up by now..
I know you're trying to help but I don't thinks so.... they'll still be cutting through the exoskeleton (think alien vs. predator Shocked ) Nice thought but the jockistani's won't know which bits to fry or where to put the chilli sauce Mr. Green  
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