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Hairy Dan
 


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Location: Co. Durham
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Women drivers

A wife on the phone to her husband:


Wife: I don't know what to do, it's so cold and the car doesn't turn on, and now the dashboard is showing a picture of a man taking a crap. Come quickly!

Husband: What! Can you send me a photo?

Wife: Sure here it is










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Rolling with laughter
 Cheers Ian
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Fireburst
 


Member Since: 02 Nov 2017
Location: Hertfordshire
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Orkney GreyDiscovery 4

Brilliant Laughing
  
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D&G
 


Member Since: 29 Jun 2017
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SWMBO laughed too.
 An honorable defeat is better than a dishonorable victory.” ― Millard Fillmore



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Gas Gas 300ec / Gas Gas tx249 / Bandit 1250
XR 650r / Pajero 2.8 Lifted and Safari Snorkel-gone. 
 
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Dan_NL
 


Member Since: 19 Sep 2010
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@Hairy Dan.

You made this up ! 8)

..because how does your wife know its a guy, why not a woman taking a Censored .. [ pee.. ]..


........................... Question ............


..at you.... Mr. Green
  
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Fitzy73
 


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 Andy

 
 
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Dave T
 


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tayaste
 


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Laughing Laughing Laughing Brilliant Thumbs Up
   
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Alan B
 


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Grianaig
 


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RRSTDV8
 


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United Kingdom 

Got a SWMBO LOL here too! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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Charliecloud
 


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