Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
Woodpecker
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in
> > Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees.
> > The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no
> > woodpecker could peck.
> > The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and
> > promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The
> > Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
> > The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican
> > woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely
'im-peckable' (a term woodpeckers like to use). The
Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do
it and accepted the challenge.
The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker
successfully pecked the so-called 'im-peckable'
tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck
the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to
peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the
tree in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the
same conclusion: Apparently, your pecker gets harder when
you're away from home.Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
22nd Feb 2009 4:46 pm
heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
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22nd Feb 2009 5:50 pm
NJF
Member Since: 05 Oct 2007
Location: Gone
Posts: 2466
... and this on a Sunday, you wicked man. She's coming round to give you a good slap ...
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