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NoDo$h
 


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The future of motoring

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 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #221860718th Mar 2021 10:37 pm
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SN
 


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Meanwhile a stream of multicoloured Samsung Galaxy Pod 25 vehicles pass, each of their drivers chuckling at the Apple Car 1 drivers misfortune, whilst appreciating different tailored versions of Android Auto Ultra on their dash screens... Whistle
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

.......or the Samsung batteries start burning
  
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stew 46
 


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England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Siberian SilverDiscovery 3

And get some frosty mornings and the apple battery will be fecked
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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab 
 
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Apple sues every other car manufacturer by claiming that Apple invented the car. And gave it rounded corners. Rolling with laughter All whilst using those other manufacturers' motors and windscreens. Whistle
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"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

They're bound to release a faster, more desirable version called the Apple Car-T.

Just don't go upsetting it.
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
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Thud
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Laughing Laughing
  
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Hardware wrote:
They're bound to release a faster, more desirable version called the Apple Car-T.

Just don't go upsetting it.



 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #221869319th Mar 2021 10:36 am
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SN
 


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astonbuilder wrote:
.......or the Samsung batteries start burning

efficient in-car heating! Whistle whats not to like? Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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