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Is there no end to selfishness?
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JordsDisco
 


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Trust the Chinese. Laughing The automatic gun has a rate of fire of 550 to 600 rounds per minute and a maximum effective range of approximately 2,000 yards.




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Discologist
 


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Re: Is there no end to selfishness?

HWN wrote:
Its got to the point where I am thinking of setting-up a paramilitary force to counter it. Dressed all in black and wearing balaclavas, the members would use fast motorbikes to turn up at such sites, tut loudly and say "well, really" sotto voce.

Victor Meldrew

You are Roderick Spode and I claim my £5.

But seriously, I know where you’re coming from. If it’s not pure selfishness then they’re congenital idiots. I’m not sure which is worse.
  
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JordsDisco wrote:
Trust the Chinese. Laughing The automatic gun has a rate of fire of 550 to 600 rounds per minute and a maximum effective range of approximately 2,000 yards.




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We could always put more of these on the streets.

  
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Re: Is there no end to selfishness?

Discologist wrote:
HWN wrote:
Its got to the point where I am thinking of setting-up a paramilitary force to counter it. Dressed all in black and wearing balaclavas, the members would use fast motorbikes to turn up at such sites, tut loudly and say "well, really" sotto voce.

Victor Meldrew

You are Roderick Spode and I claim my £5.

But seriously, I know where you’re coming from. If it’s not pure selfishness then they’re congenital idiots. I’m not sure which is worse.



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Discologist wrote:
JordsDisco wrote:
Trust the Chinese. Laughing The automatic gun has a rate of fire of 550 to 600 rounds per minute and a maximum effective range of approximately 2,000 yards.




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We could always put more of these on the streets.



An Exocet missile would be more effective!
 It can when others can't,
It will when others won't,
It goes where others don't. 
 
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The gun on the roof of a UK police car has one obvious fault, it would require an occupant of that car to get out of it to use it, which is increasingly getting to be a rare occurrence, unless of course they are at a petrol station buying goodies!


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Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
  
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M3DPO wrote:
Discologist wrote:
JordsDisco wrote:
Trust the Chinese. Laughing The automatic gun has a rate of fire of 550 to 600 rounds per minute and a maximum effective range of approximately 2,000 yards.




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We could always put more of these on the streets.



An Exocet missile would be more effective!


lol this is so true but also one of the two traffic tickets I ever got in UK was from copper in a cruiser catching me pushing through chevrons so double white line offense nice 3 point 100 quid and pleasant chat once they realized I ma fully aware what i have done and would not argue my way out lol
  
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Someone has 'up-skilled' a D3:

 
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Selfishly preventing harvesting:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/15/man-blocks-...xDca0NbWl4

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Trailered Movements wrote:
The gun on the roof of a UK police car has one obvious fault, it would require an occupant of that car to get out of it to use it, which is increasingly getting to be a rare occurrence, unless of course they are at a petrol station buying goodies!


Dave


More than one obvious fault... the belt is being fed from the wrong side... he ain't going to get far with it like that Laughing
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sad to see a serious thread being turned into a circus by the same old culprits...cornwall and devon are being trashed at the moment by visitors that think they can do what they like as " THERE ON HOLIDAY"...
the litter crappo left on beaches dunes and the moors is unbelievable...ADD to that the travellers have arrived for their annual holiday and are happy to park up in city parks and recreation spaces..upsetting the local tribe.they stay for a week and leave just as the law gets up behind them to move 2 miles down the road and start the process again..weve lost control of decency
  
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Loose a couple of Exocets at them and they would be gone for good Thumbs Up
 It can when others can't,
It will when others won't,
It goes where others don't. 
 
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Should we consider mining the beaches and shoreline?


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