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Charliecloud
 


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Scary movie - wait it's a 2020 documentary Shocked

  
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HWN
 


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Not a joke, but interesting modelling of pandemics:

 
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NJSS
 


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This year's holiday photograph

 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

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1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
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There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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NJSS
 


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I can remember when you could smoke in a pub - now you can't even Censored drink in a pub .
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Charliecloud
 


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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3


I'm having this put on a tee shirt - both sides Laughing
  
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Hope it's not too late, but it should be "2 m", not "2M" and if I am being really picky, as a unit, "m" should be in a serif font such as Times New Roman. I'm sure the T-shirt printers will point out this error. Rolling with laughter
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Charliecloud
 


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I knew that Laughing I have the proper image on my phone, just can't get it on here, so nicked the image off FB - it was the only image I could find with the words - actually it missed out 'effing' as well as the 2M hitch.

I'll get my coat Wink
  
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Dean
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Charliecloud
 


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Rolling with laughter Where's ya mask ya muppet Laughing
  
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NJSS
 


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BREAKING NEWS: Refugees

Seven dinghies packed with refugees arrived on a beach at Weston-Super-Mare this morning.

Government sources said they are being returned to Wales immediately.
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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DSL
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Ukraine 

Laughing Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up
   
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Sea Raider
 


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Must watch documentary on BBC2 about the covid, tonight 9.00pm..
2 brothers from the Wuhan research centre, where Trump suspects it was engineered, were due to get on Flight MH370 that miraculously disappeared.

Seems they were the guys behind the development of the new strain, and intending to use it as a weapon, someone caught wind of their plans and purposefully downed the plane. Neither of them got on the flight though. It’s really interesting.

Have a look at it, it's called Two Wongs Don't Make a Flight.
  
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Worryingly, I read to the end of that and didn't see that punchline coming.
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Sea Raider
 


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Mr. Green
  
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