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Disco_Mikey
 


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Hardware wrote:
Worryingly, I read to the end of that and didn't see that punchline coming.


I got half way through, then remembered which thread I was in Laughing
 My D3 Build Thread

TDV8 Retrofit Build Thread 
 
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I read through to the end, saw the punch line, and then after about 20 seconds thought, "They are so weird in that part of the world this could actually be true".
 A vaccine does not stop you catching a virus, or passing it on, or getting ill from it, really ill. It does reduce the likelyhood of you dying when really, really ill. Stay Alive - KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE.  
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 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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That many? Shocked Shocked
   
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I've managed to get my ASDA deliveries booked until 19th December ... let lockdown commence !
  
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I’m slacking, only got deliveries booked up to the end of the month! Off to book more. Whistle
   
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on ASDA website, viewing your orders and clicking on "order again" seems to allow you to get slots a couple of weeks beyond those displayed when you try and choose a slot manually. Thumbs Up
  
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Tesco only seem to let you book 4 weeks ahead. We’ve settled into an order every 6 days, we’ve got 5 deliveries booked including today. As SWMBO’s usually up at 2am(ish), she’s now in charge of booking slots before the lazy masses get their arras out of bed, including me. Whistle Whistle
   
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My son had two ASDA deliveries booked and as soon as lockdown was announced, they cancelled them. Evil or Very Mad
 
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Luckily up here we’re in Nicola DefCon 1 so no knockdown and most things are progressing as they were. No cancelled orders. Thumbs Up
   
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[quote="Hardware"]on ASDA website, viewing your orders and clicking on "order again" seems to allow you to get slots a couple of weeks beyond those displayed when you try and choose a slot manually. Thumbs Up[/quote


The boss went into ASDA on her way home from seeing her mother (in a care home for the last time) Sad
and there were only 20-30 people in the store. No mass buying.
  
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Laughing Laughing Laughing
   
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