Member Since: 16 Sep 2007
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Fight Corner
Maybe we should have a new area called the "Fight Area", so that when members want to have a verbal fight they can move into a special area with queensbury rules in force
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13th May 2009 1:36 pm
nobbyclark
Member Since: 03 May 2005
Location: Perth, Scotland
Posts: 1268
Are you looking at my car?No longer a D3 owner but still subscribed to multiple threads!
13th May 2009 1:38 pm
countrywide
Member Since: 16 Sep 2007
Location: UK
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I'll see YOU in the fight corner then
13th May 2009 1:41 pm
nobbyclark
Member Since: 03 May 2005
Location: Perth, Scotland
Posts: 1268
You and all your mates... Outside... NOW!No longer a D3 owner but still subscribed to multiple threads!
13th May 2009 1:49 pm
countrywide
Member Since: 16 Sep 2007
Location: UK
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I'll take NoDo$h he's as tall as me so you will be scared
13th May 2009 1:52 pm
SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
By the time you and all your mates have walked from Perth to the south coast, you'll be to knackered to fight I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
The Antipodes Perth to its South Coast is about the same distance as yours, but we have a 1000km hiking trail for the entire distance ....
PS: Apologies for not being able to turn this into a boxing match. Our professional ranters here in Oz just presented their new budget in Parliament and I fear it's left most of us confused, perplexed, but feeling sore in the b@ackside. Okay, anybody who disagrees with this can fight it out! (am I now reformed?)Jim Dowell - D4 HSE TDi, 12,000 hydraulic winch & hidden winch mount, MTRs, TyreDog, Traxide 2 x aux battery system, fixed air compressor, Dolium roof rack, MitchHitch.
RIP 2005 D3 HSE V8 5 seater gold (stolen and torched)
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13th May 2009 2:36 pm
PaulP
Member Since: 04 May 2007
Location: Barcelona
Posts: 4317
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!
Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. (The last person to post before the thread is locked wins)
Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. (It isn't mandatory, but expected that one of them will be from Australia)
Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. (A separate thread must be opened for each fight)
Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons, (no searching of the forum is allowed and definitely, definitely no mention of remaps or tuning boxes.)
Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. (Or until a mod comes along and whups the lot of you)
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE AutoBuckingham Blue 2007 Golf GT DSG
13th May 2009 2:38 pm
davesimmons
Member Since: 11 Feb 2006
Location: Alberta
Posts: 733
why is that bloke in the white vest on the left looking at his ........................Welcome to the Global Warming Corner.
Sixth rule: ...and definitely, definitely no mention of remaps or tuning boxes
So does that mean I can mention speed limiter removal and who has the best diagnostic tool...?The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeksnearly 4 weeksover 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
13th May 2009 3:00 pm
PaulP
Member Since: 04 May 2007
Location: Barcelona
Posts: 4317
Yep That's covered by the ninth and final (final) rule:
Ignore all other rules 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE AutoBuckingham Blue 2007 Golf GT DSG
13th May 2009 3:02 pm
SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
JF Lux
You do know that Jason has vacated the site naughty corner recently and that there is a vacancy for a new occupant. Are you making a pitch to take up residence I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
Pitch? Isn't that what caravans go on? ing caravans..... I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
But it was just an innocent question... Just so I could fully understand the rules...
I haven't started a fight yet...The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeksnearly 4 weeksover 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
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