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oldstout
 


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People who start a sentence, or reply to a question, with their first word being 'so'.......

Becoming the norm I fear, particularly on TV and radio, and it absolutely makes my toes curl.


Please somebody....




.....Make it stop Rolling Eyes

And don't get me started about broadcasters with short tongued speech impediments - how did they get employed in broadcasting if they can't talk properly? There's a woman on BBC radio 2 from 5am who I have to turn off - her speech is simply excrutiating.

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people when doing presentations who say, can "can you talk to that point/topic" - no I F***cking well wont - I'll talk about that point/topic !!

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oldstout wrote:
People who start a sentence, or reply to a question, with their first word being 'so'.......

Becoming the norm I fear, particularly on TV and radio, and it absolutely makes my toes curl.



Ooh, me too! I hate it. I think it's come over from the US (where else?) as a way to stop people saying "um". Of course, if people avoided speaking until they knew what they were going to say, they wouldn't need to use these silly props.

I had to bite my keyboard recently when someone posted on RRSport and started their comment with "So,[...]". I kid you not.
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People who say.... in one fowl/foul swoop when is should be "one fell swoop". The real reason it irritates me is that I spent 25 of my 45 years saying it wrong myself Very Happy
  
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People who say " visa versa" when they should of course be saying "vice versa".
It's Latin you dimwits, get it right. Rolling Eyes

Also, people who say "He's turned round and said". Why has he turned around, was he facing away from you?

Also, British people who insist on saying the americanism "Skedule" instead of "schedule"

And finally, anybody who likes to use the phrase "going forward"

There may be more. Mr. Green

Here's another, people who type the word "of" instead of "have". Rolling Eyes
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I tell you what's got my goat up today. Firstly, the crap roads in Norfolk. Took me 2 hours to drive 50 miles to the airport. Secondly, the length of time you have to wait for baggage reclaim at Manchester airport T3. It took almost as long as the flight to collect my bag and get a taxi.

And thirdly, the Censored valuation on my car!

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Narpy wrote:


And finally, anybody who likes to use the phrase "going forward"



Here's another, people who type the word "of" instead of "have". Rolling Eyes


Oooh Narpy! Thumbs Up

Two more I agree with! Whatever happened to 'in future'? Going forward is more business BS pervading everyday speak. Evil or Very Mad

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RRSTDV8 wrote:
oldstout wrote:
People who start a sentence, or reply to a question, with their first word being 'so'.......

Becoming the norm I fear, particularly on TV and radio, and it absolutely makes my toes curl.



Ooh, me too! I hate it. I think it's come over from the US (where else?) as a way to stop people saying "um". Of course, if people avoided speaking until they knew what they were going to say, they wouldn't need to use these silly props.

I had to bite my keyboard recently when someone posted on RRSport and started their comment with "So,[...]". I kid you not.


You mean like this?
http://www.disco3.co.uk/forum/topic156768.html

Unbelievable.....

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What about people who insist on constantly typing the word "too" when they clearly have no idea when that should be used?

..............and this annoyed me so much, It got it's own thread!!!
http://www.disco3.co.uk/forum/topic107830.html Rolling Eyes


Also, loads of examples of "loose" being used instead of "lose" Rolling Eyes



But the most ridiculous of all, not seen it here I have to be honest, is clowns who use the word "Are" when they actually mean "Our". Idiots.
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Brilliant! Laughing

Yes..all those....


.....too! Wink
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Narpy wrote:
People who say " visa versa" when they should of course be saying "vice versa".
It's Latin you dimwits, get it right. Rolling Eyes

Also, British people who insist on saying the americanism "Skedule" instead of "schedule"



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Visa versa - don't think I've ever heard that one.

One really strange thing is part of the westcountry dialect where I've heard people replace words ending in ow with ell - have you ever seen a windle zil or a wheel barrell? Laughing
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People who use this icon Rolling Eyes In posts when there is no need.
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Lost for Words wrote:
Visa versa - don't think I've ever heard that one.

One really strange thing is part of the westcountry dialect where I've heard people replace words ending in ow with ell - have you ever seen a windle zil or a wheel barrell? Laughing


Perhaps Vicea Versa would be a better way of explaining it.
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