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Reminds me... I was on an overnight train out of Paris. We had a sleeper with a toilet.. Having a pee and looked out the window to see a full commuter train going exactly the same speed as us about 6 inches from our train... I just hit the floor ... Had to ask my wife when the train had departed the adjacent track so I could stand up ... It was no use she was in stitches for an hour..
19th May 2017 9:56 am
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blue meanie wrote:
DG wrote:
George Michael...Hampstead Heath, 2001
'Careless Wrister' ?
19th May 2017 10:06 am
sycove
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Met Roy Chubby Brown in the toilets of a service station near carlisle
19th May 2017 12:08 pm
RBP
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maxbasscat wrote:
Not quite on message here but many years ago I was at nightclub in Manchester (Hacienda) and someone had left a big in one of the urinal bowls. Just think about that No photos but it is true
I was there too So was Mick Hucknall and that ginger bird who did the lesbian kissing in Brookside. Not sure either were responsible for the unpleasantness in the urinal.....
A chap with long blond hair,big boobs and perfect make up except for the 5"o"clock shadow. I was extremely drunk at the time and on Canal St in Manchester after coming back from watching Burnley at Birmingham city many years ago I think thats why I gave up drinking The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.
so quite a pretty one compared to normal Burnley talent ? .
Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
Well she had all her own teeth and the tattoo,s were spelt right The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.
19th May 2017 2:01 pm
maxbasscat
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19th May 2017 2:12 pm
Someone-Gone
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GLYNNE wrote:
I bumped in to Bill oddie at Disney in the toilets.
I bet! it's all coming out now. Did he swallow that excuse? "Sorry Bill, I just bumped into you"
Was you doing a little "twitching" in there The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.
19th May 2017 3:11 pm
comedyharvey
Member Since: 04 Jul 2010
Location: Gloucestershire
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Aerialmark wrote:
on Canal St in Manchester
Long before 'the village' and Gaychester the area was, well, seedy yet already asssociated with gentlemen of a certain persuasion.
Local wags were constantly erasing the first letters of the two words on the street signs.
CANAL STREET
Arthur.
Comedy was a horse, Harvey a dog, both sadly gone. Thought I was choosing a password!
Currently;
Discovery 3 HSE 2009
101" Fwd. Control 1976
Nuffield 10/90 Tractor (10/60 with 6 cylinder conversion) 1964
Previously;
Series III Lightweight. 1976.
19th May 2017 3:20 pm
Pelyma
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Hardware17 wrote:
so quite a pretty one compared to normal Burnley talent ?
Oi my wife's from Burnley DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
Long before 'the village' and Gaychester the area was, well, seedy yet already asssociated with gentlemen of a certain persuasion.
Local wags were constantly erasing the first letters of the two words on the street signs.
CANAL STREET
My mate (actually, someone I know vaguely from years ago but is quite rich - hence why I call him my mate ) claims that him and his brother were the first ones to remove C and S from the sign.
Given he also used to go around Manchester dressed as a superhero and chase scrotes for fun, they may have been..
Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
19th May 2017 3:53 pm
comedyharvey
Member Since: 04 Jul 2010
Location: Gloucestershire
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I was born and brought up in Manchester (Eccles), and it was happening in the early 70s for sure when I used to go out drinking in the city centre. No idea when it first started.
.Arthur.
Comedy was a horse, Harvey a dog, both sadly gone. Thought I was choosing a password!
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Nuffield 10/90 Tractor (10/60 with 6 cylinder conversion) 1964
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... Had to ask my wife when the train had departed the adjacent track so I could stand up ... It was no use she was in stitches for an hour.. 
in one of the urinal bowls. Just think about that 
No photos but it is true
I think thats why I gave up drinking 
... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
