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mcsimmo
 


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Having a pee next to me. (Friday fun)

Who have you found yourself having a pee next to?

A couple of years ago I found myself at a urinal in Manchester next to Mike Harding (the Rochdale Cowboy for you younger folk). He's a lot shorter in real life than I though he would be.

Many many moons ago I found my self next to Don Powell, drummer with Slade at some motorway services on the M1 near London. (cant remember which ones).

I have a feeling that some forum members can better these claims to fame........
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al cope
 


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well at least you are not looking down whilst having a pee Whistle

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John Terry at Lannigans

And bizarrely the Granddad from the Heinz Baked Bean adverts from about 30 years ago in my then local
  
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FFS, having a p Censored s and watching who's in the next door urinal, that just bizarre, admitting it is plain weird for want of a better word. Lucky you didn't get panned in the face. Rolling Eyes
 

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Landmark - BLFs shortest post? Bow down
  
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George Michael...Hampstead Heath, 2001 Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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Re: Having a pee next to me. (Friday fun)

mcsimmo wrote:
He's a lot shorter in real life than I though he would be..


Ooo er! It's not the size of your wand, it's the magic it weaves Laughing so she tells me.... Wink
  
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blue meanie
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DG wrote:
George Michael...Hampstead Heath, 2001 Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter


'Careless Wrister' ?
 and theeeeennn......???  
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What's George Michael and a pair of wellies got in common?


They both get sucked off in bogs
  
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Oh hang on, I think that may have been a dream Whistle
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Not quite on message here but many years ago I was at nightclub in Manchester (Hacienda) and someone had left a big Censored in one of the urinal bowls. Just think about that Shocked No photos but it is true
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I bumped in to Bill oddie at Disney in the toilets.
  
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