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astonbuilder
 


Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
Location: MIDLANDS
Posts: 8053

England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

Making vehicles to keep people busy on forums discussing how they could have made it better.....
  
Post #189018514th Dec 2017 11:32 am
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Mr.Pastry
 


Member Since: 24 Nov 2010
Location: South Wales
Posts: 482

Wales 2010 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 4

Maintaining the machines that make parts for the machines that make parts for other machines & stuff. Wink
 Mitsubishi Outlander Phev 4H 2018.
Mitsubishi Outlander Phev 4H 2015 - gone.
Discovery 4 HSE - gone.
Discovery 3 S - gone.
Discovery 3 - gone.
Discovery 1 - gone.
Defender 90 300TDI - gone.
Defender 90 200TDI - gone.
Landrover 90 19J - gone.
Argocat 8x8 - gone.
Argocat 6x6 - gone
RR/LR V8 Hybrid 100" - gone.
Rangerover Classic 3.5 - gone.
Series III 2.25- gone.
Series IIa 3.0V6- gone.
Series I - 80" gone. 
 
Post #189019814th Dec 2017 12:19 pm
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biskit
 


Member Since: 23 Dec 2009
Location: in my Mancave.
Posts: 1365

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

51 years as Wood butcher. Smile
 Mantec sump guard.
Prospeed tree slider/steps.
Flack duel battery system.
18"Compomotive/AT3 tyres
Brembo 4pot front brakes 
 
Post #189019914th Dec 2017 12:22 pm
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Nasher
 


Member Since: 07 Mar 2009
Location: Clanfield, North of Pompey - UK
Posts: 2686

England 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Lux Auto Loire BlueDiscovery 4

I buy stuff using a big American corporations Dollars to pay a young Chinese girl who keeps sending me pictures of herself and asking if I could invite her to the UK for a meeting.

Nasher.
 Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over.  
Post #189020014th Dec 2017 12:36 pm
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Heath_DA
 


Member Since: 05 Aug 2009
Location: Stockport
Posts: 667

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

Ive been called a 'Glorified librarian'
 2016 D4 SDV6 Landmark (Gone)
2013 D4 SDV6 HSE Lux (Gone)
2011 D4 SDV6 HSE (Gone)
2008 D3 HSE (Gone)
2005 D3 HSE (Gone) 
 
Post #189020214th Dec 2017 12:42 pm
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DiscoStu
 


Member Since: 09 Apr 2006
Location: London
Posts: 11412

England 

Making bits for engines for vehicles to keep people busy on forums discussing how they could have made it better.....
 Disco 5 HSE Lux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peyiqaJrmMU 
 
Post #189020314th Dec 2017 12:43 pm
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Ken
  


Member Since: 20 Feb 2006
Location: Here
Posts: 10865


I keep Liars on the road Whistle
  
Post #189021014th Dec 2017 1:09 pm
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rrhool
 


Member Since: 28 Aug 2014
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 4403

United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

I help people with crazy inventions, realise their inventions are crazy!
 Richard


D3 SE 2007. Triumph 2.5Pi 1973. Ferguson TEA20 1948.



Discovery 2 4.0 ES 2001- Gone
Discovery 1 300Tdi ES '95 - Gone
Range Rover Classic '79 - Gone 
 
Post #189021214th Dec 2017 1:10 pm
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12714

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

astonbuilder wrote:
Making vehicles to keep people busy on forums discussing how they could have made it better.....



... I'm shortly going to be one of those people that obviously keep Astonbuilder busy by pointing out "refinement opportunities" Smile ( as i'll have nothing else to do once F Censored u get round to pushing me out the door ... although I suspect SWMBO will be finding me stuff to keep me occupied Sad )
  
Post #189021414th Dec 2017 1:15 pm
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10299

England 

I ask people for money to make sure their IT gets fixed when its broken.

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
Post #189021514th Dec 2017 1:21 pm
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RootinTootin
 


Member Since: 23 May 2013
Location: Here and now
Posts: 469

Scotland 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

My dear sprog Mk1 described me as “My Mummy used to work down the docks”. Thankfully her teacher played hockey with me and knew I was an ex Customs officer. Out of the mouths of babes.......
  
Post #189021914th Dec 2017 1:55 pm
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Iguana
 


Member Since: 14 Oct 2013
Location: 'Sunny' Zomerset
Posts: 9402

Ukraine 

I sit in front of a computer and talk all day on the phone
 Iggy/Ieuan

Current LR =
2015 RR Sport Autobiography
&
1992 Land Rover Defender Camper

- Gone but not forgotten:
MY10 D4 GS
MY05 Disco 3 'S'
MY14 FL2 HSE manual in Blue
MY15 Disco 4 HSE Lux in Santorini Black
MY08 Disco 3 SE manual in Buck Blue
1960 Series 2 88" (No idea why I sold it!) 
 
Post #189022214th Dec 2017 2:00 pm
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dubbs
 


Member Since: 18 Apr 2012
Location: Gloucestershire
Posts: 3626

United Kingdom 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Causeway GreyDiscovery 4

House of lies - Season 1
 MY15 DIY Black Pack (Better than factory and half the price!)
Prospeed rock/tree sliders w/steps
HSE Winter wheels
TransK9 B24
Travall Cargo Guard
Hatchbag 
 
Post #189022514th Dec 2017 2:06 pm
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npinks
 


Member Since: 31 Jan 2008
Location: Leeds
Posts: 1943

United Kingdom 

I let nice people live in to other peoples property to pay off their mortgages

I also take money off those other people to make sure the once nice people have a roof over their head when they get flooded out and the house repaired before the cycle starts again
    
Post #189022814th Dec 2017 2:11 pm
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Someone-Gone
 


Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
Posts: 5117

United Kingdom 

What is this "occupation" you speak of? Confused Is it something to do with "W O R K" ?

Heaven forbid, that's obscene. I wouldn't have time for that.
  
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