Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10297
My D4 - in that when I switch the radio off dispalys a message on the info screen that Audio is off - dont they think I know that given its gone quiet since I switched it off!!!
I guess its for deaf people
AlVolvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD
22nd Mar 2018 9:25 am
Someone-Gone
Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
Posts: 5117
Discovered Dog Crap on the pavement outside the house yesterday. It was diarrhoea and the animal appears to have been dragged along whilst trying to perform as it was spread over a 20 years section.
One kid on its way to school had already put their foot in it before I managed to hose it down.
Ignorant all they had to do was knock on the door and ask me for help and I’d have gladly given it instead of having this urge to kill the person responsible.
22nd Mar 2018 10:45 am
al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10297
The dog must have been in a bad way to have had Diarrhoea for 20 years
AlVolvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD
22nd Mar 2018 12:59 pm
grzesiul
Member Since: 11 May 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 6266
1 £ per minute for dropp off parking at Luton FFS
22nd Mar 2018 1:00 pm
Someone-Gone
Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
Posts: 5117
al cope wrote:
The dog must have been in a bad way to have had Diarrhoea for 20 years
Al
Must have done.
Could I add to the list, people that point out auto spell mistakes?
22nd Mar 2018 1:06 pm
al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10297
Nah - they are always good for a giggle
AlVolvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD
22nd Mar 2018 2:43 pm
Paul J.
Member Since: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7259
Kylie Morris on C4 News, talking about the Cambridge Analytics matter and repeatedly pronouncing the word ‘data’ as “dar-tah”. An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......
..... now on the JLR electric highway.
22nd Mar 2018 9:51 pm
terryall
Member Since: 17 Jun 2011
Location: Whitstable
Posts: 1429
The hospital appointments system whereby I waited 8 weeks for my appt then called and was told I did not attend 2days prior. Never received the letter but tough luck and start again and get another referral from GP so another 6 weeks wait. No text or phone call reminder either so someone mucked up somewhere..
23rd Mar 2018 2:10 am
Narpy
Member Since: 18 Jul 2011
Location: Stockport
Posts: 7830
Lucy Verasamy - Sh'es actually pleased to tell you it's going to p155 down for the next few days. Mods:
Front Fogs + Halos
FBH Remote Control
The 1st Ever RRS Modded Grill
Garmin Nuvi + D4 Surround + Reversing Camera.
D4 Steering Wheel.
Rear Boot Spoiler.
Twin Brake Lights.
Wing Mirror Indicator Repeaters.
Long Roof Rails
Make your own Narpy grill thread
I'm not scared, I'm outta here.
23rd Mar 2018 2:47 am
ronp
Member Since: 29 Nov 2006
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 15214
Twonks that call their Land Rover a beast, jeep, truck, rig, etc!
Oh, and forums that show a 'snowy' Disco in the heading, even though it's spring. I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.
23rd Mar 2018 4:22 am
Someone-Gone
Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
Posts: 5117
Narpy wrote:
Lucy Verasamy - Sh'es actually pleased to tell you it's going to p155 down for the next few days.
I find myself ignoring the weather content. She has some chassis.
Nissan Micras Toyota Yaris and all the other small euro boxes There an absolute to get out of my tyres Land Rovers don't leak they just mark there spot
1973 Land Rover Series 3 110 safari Gone but not forgotten
1990 Discovery 200Tdi Gone thank god
1996 Discovery 300Tdi sadly missed (still going strong but not with me)
2003 Discovery TD5 Gone to LR heaven
2004 Discovery TD5 Gone to Aberdeen hope it likes it there
2005 RRS HSE Rimini Red (my Disco 3 in a posh frock)
Think I see a pattern here
23rd Mar 2018 12:36 pm
Scottydog
Member Since: 03 Aug 2015
Location: Scotland
Posts: 377
The Dundonian wrote:
Narpy wrote:
Lucy Verasamy - Sh'es actually pleased to tell you it's going to p155 down for the next few days.
I find myself ignoring the weather content. She has some chassis.
24MY X-Dynamic HSE Defender 110.
Discovery 4 Marina Black HSE LUX - gone
Northern Lights Violet A45 - my car
E36 Daytona Violet M3 stays under wraps - my toy.
23rd Mar 2018 12:45 pm
60DISCO
Member Since: 27 Oct 2016
Location: Northampton
Posts: 188
It's a Railway Station.
There is no such thing as a f*+*+*g train station.
Ignorant gits on the BBC etc.
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all they had to do was knock on the door and ask me for help and I’d have gladly given it instead of having this urge to kill the person responsible. 
