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Disco dazboy
 


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I’m a qualified digger driver with said experience available for hire! Whistle Laughing
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Pelyma
  


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It’s not difficult is it Darren, particularly if you drop it by the hole.
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if she's not going to be there for the cremation part ... BBQ anyone ? Whistle



and ... is this woman proving to be a bit of a 'mare to deal with ? Laughing













































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Pelyma wrote:
Aerialmark wrote:
Cremation, its then a smaller hole and they are easier to bury Thumbs Up


That’ll cost a fortune, have you seen how much a dog is and they are somewhat easier to transport than a dead horse.


But you can grit a hell of a lot of icy roads....

The H&H articles are useful Thumbs Up I will admit to being distracted by this for a while.[/url]
 
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Pelyma wrote:
It’s not difficult is it Darren, particularly if you drop it by the hole.


It’s not a big job particularly make sure you have the hole to big rather than to small it makes it easier! but depending on the time of year it might make a bit of mess if the ground conditions are moist!
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Hardware17 wrote:
.. is this woman proving to be a bit of a 'mare to deal with ? Laughing


Don't even mention it - I am not sure whether a heart-attack or full mental breakdown is going to happen first. Any sleep would be good.
 
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Disco dazboy wrote:
I’m a qualified digger driver with said experience available for hire! Whistle Laughing


Only about twelve hours at 'digger' speeds. Wink
 
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Hardware17 wrote:
(waiting for DSL's "foaling around" jokes now. )


All this forum horse play is pretty good unless peeps decide to hoof it. Whistle Whistle
   
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Plus, it'll be no good to a stable relationship. Wink
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Narpy wrote:
You don't want that house, you could end up saddled with it. Mr. Green


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
   
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Narpy wrote:
Plus, it'll be no good to a stable relationship. Wink


SWMBO says “that’s quite clever”!! Be afraid, be very afraid. Shocked Shocked

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HWN wrote:
Pelyma wrote:
Aerialmark wrote:
Cremation, its then a smaller hole and they are easier to bury Thumbs Up


That’ll cost a fortune, have you seen how much a dog is and they are somewhat easier to transport than a dead horse.


But you can grit a hell of a lot of icy roads....

The H&H articles are useful Thumbs Up I will admit to being distracted by this for a while.[/url]


Rolling with laughter A chap I know drove a JCB Fastrack from Cheltenham to Storrington and another drove a MF tractor from near Manchester to Slindon Laughing but I suggest hiring one nearby for him to drive; Melton to Wales would be a hoot though.
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OP could ask if they can be buried in the neighbouring field. Whistle
   
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Are you knackered after dreaming that one up Del?
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