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Disco_Mikey
 


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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-52113695
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28,000 deaths in the UK due to air quality every year. https://www.gov.uk/government/news/public-...nce-review
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If you start looking and thinking slightly outside the box, the improved air quality - which is phenomenal in some parts of the world - will mean that people destined to die this year of non-cv19 respiratory issues may well live another year or more.

It will become the statistician's nightmare normalizing all the factors when we get to look back and try and decide what worked best in this "fight".

Perhaps the North Korean, alleged, approach of shooting the first reported victim is the way forward... no f Censored r is going to report feeling unwell after that. So no cases to deal with.
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works with bovine TB and badgers dont get me started Whistle Laughing just a shame that the miss sold PPE will probably be true some excellent laughs in todays thread keep it up
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-52164358

Because 5G causes cv19. Allegedly.
  
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More likely (just slightly) that exposure to radio waves will actuall KILL a virus. Certainly UV light does - but the concentration required is harmfull to humans though.
 A vaccine does not stop you catching a virus, or passing it on, or getting ill from it, really ill. It does reduce the likelyhood of you dying when really, really ill. Stay Alive - KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE.  
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Ok, worked it out. Covid-19 is a cover up.

It's actually the zombie apocalypse but the Government have worked out they can beat them if we prevent them forming into gangs.

That's why they keep telling us to "Keep Tomb Eaters apart".


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2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
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Hardware wrote:
Ok, worked it out. Covid-19 is a cover up.

It's actually the zombie apocalypse but the Government have worked out they can beat them if we prevent them forming into gangs.

That's why they keep telling us to "Keep Tomb Eaters apart".

With jokes like that, I'd say you need to get out more, but at the moment that's not possible. Laughing
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Looks like Dean has removed his yellow suit.
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Nah, too much hair. Whistle Whistle
   
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Tin foil Thursday Whistle



   
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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