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Mmmmm something does not add up here. Usually when I see a DT post I walk on by, but thats just me I suppose, but not sure where this one is going. Strange....very strange
One thing though, MacLeod313 must be pleased that the DT came along as he now looks like the model poster
I'm presently wiping a tear from my eye. If I'd known it would be this easy I'd have sent him some weeks ago
Must be the same sort of tears I'm shedding reading this thread
Mind you, let's hope it doesn't turn out to be more serious than DT getting the p ss taken out of him.
Hmmm if he's having a colonic, it probably is more
5th Mar 2010 3:23 am
MacLeod 313
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jkp wrote:
One thing though, MacLeod313 must be pleased that the DT came along as he now looks like the model poster
cheeky git! I dipped under that radar since NeilD joined us, now DiscoTres has taken up the baton.
Tell me though, looking ahead now. Is this cleaner flamable?, and has he died? If he has left us and spanking his monkey in the sky, may I remind those that attend the cremation to STAND WELL BACK, he's going out of this life with a WHOOSH
5th Mar 2010 7:49 am
ronp
Member Since: 29 Nov 2006
Location: North Yorkshire
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Well, the full night has gone by, anyone got a report?
Did he make it through the night
or did he not I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.
Let's hope there's no eulogy required, but I can just imagine this being in it :
He was a shining example.... or
Rabbit Leader took a real shine to him...
5th Mar 2010 10:02 am
Discotres
Member Since: 25 Jan 2010
Location: London
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Hi everyone, I have had the most traumatic time with a poison in my throat and body I could not remove myself, with the possibility of my throat swelling and the acid eating away at my throat, then going into unconciousness this was a real emergency. I am now out of hospital and under observation, I could not believe the response to my thanks to you on this thread, I have not had time to read all the woinderful responses as I am still rehabilitating, but let me just give you all a BIG THANKS for the kind thoughts and messages. I am sure when I have time to sit down and take it all in it could well bring a tear to my eye
I have put for sale an item in the For Sale section, it is just a little something that is no longer required, I have made it an auction with ALL proceeds going to Help for Heroes, so please visit and bid.
May I again thank you ALL for your immense kindness, as I say, when I have had time to take everything in I will be in a better position to understand all of your concerns expressed in this thread.
Cheers,
5th Mar 2010 10:28 am
PaulP
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You Sir, are a plank.....
But despite saying a few prayers last night that you wouldn't be around to continue posting more rubbish, I must admit that it was quite a funny thread. 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE AutoBuckingham Blue 2007 Golf GT DSG
5th Mar 2010 10:32 am
Shrinky
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You are most welcome Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it
5th Mar 2010 10:32 am
ad15
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I am sure when I have time to sit down and take it all in it could well bring a tear to my eye
DT - I can assure you that this thread will do just that...
I've had tears in my eyes reading the posts on here as well...
(Just a thought...does DT equal BN in Caesar Cipher...?)The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
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5th Mar 2010 10:41 am
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5th Mar 2010 10:51 am
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Hmmm ...back to being a bored atheist 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
5th Mar 2010 10:52 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Nooooooooo!!! I've just given all my D3 stuff to the local holy man thinking there was a god afterall. Off to get it back!
PS anyone else thought the poisonee might be one of us previously banished to the wilderness??
We wish to enter a claim that you posted the above comment with wilful disregard for other. Specifically, you owe my client a new keyboard and recompense for the personal injuries suffered while forcibly ejecting scalding hot coffee through his nostrils.
We expect an offer of settlement in due course.
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5th Mar 2010 11:29 am
jkp
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I simply cannot work this out. Strange...so strange. What is the opposite of taking things out of context? You know when someone reads something innocent and takes it in a bad way, what's the opposite of that??
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