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jkp
 


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Mmmmm something does not add up here. Usually when I see a DT post I walk on by, but thats just me I suppose, but not sure where this one is going. Strange....very strange Confused


One thing though, MacLeod313 must be pleased that the DT came along as he now looks like the model poster Laughing Thumbs Up
  
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NoDo$h wrote:
I'm presently wiping a tear from my eye. If I'd known it would be this easy I'd have sent him some weeks ago Big Cry


Must be the same sort of tears I'm shedding reading this thread Rolling with laughter Big Cry Rolling with laughter Big Cry Rolling with laughter

Mind you, let's hope it doesn't turn out to be more serious than DT getting the p Censored ss taken out of him.

Hmmm if he's having a colonic, it probably is more Whistle
  
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jkp wrote:
One thing though, MacLeod313 must be pleased that the DT came along as he now looks like the model poster Laughing Thumbs Up


cheeky git! I dipped under that radar since NeilD joined us, now DiscoTres has taken up the baton.

Tell me though, looking ahead now. Is this cleaner flamable?, and has he died? If he has left us and spanking his monkey in the sky, may I remind those that attend the cremation to STAND WELL BACK, he's going out of this life with a WHOOSH
  
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Well, the full night has gone by, anyone got a report?

Did he make it through the night Evil or Very Mad

or did he not Smile
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Let's hope there's no eulogy required, but I can just imagine this being in it :

He was a shining example.... or

Rabbit Leader took a real shine to him...
  
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Hi everyone, I have had the most traumatic time with a poison in my throat and body I could not remove myself, with the possibility of my throat swelling and the acid eating away at my throat, then going into unconciousness this was a real emergency. I am now out of hospital and under observation, I could not believe the response to my thanks to you on this thread, I have not had time to read all the woinderful responses as I am still rehabilitating, but let me just give you all a BIG THANKS for the kind thoughts and messages. I am sure when I have time to sit down and take it all in it could well bring a tear to my eye Sad

I have put for sale an item in the For Sale section, it is just a little something that is no longer required, I have made it an auction with ALL proceeds going to Help for Heroes, so please visit and bid.

May I again thank you ALL for your immense kindness, as I say, when I have had time to take everything in I will be in a better position to understand all of your concerns expressed in this thread.

Cheers,
  
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You Sir, are a plank.....

But despite saying a few prayers last night that you wouldn't be around to continue posting more rubbish, I must admit that it was quite a funny thread. Laughing
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You are most welcome Laughing
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Aaahh the old chrome purée. Swmbi. (she who must be inflated)
must be real unhappy with you
Wink
  
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Discotres wrote:
I am sure when I have time to sit down and take it all in it could well bring a tear to my eye Sad


DT - I can assure you that this thread will do just that...

I've had tears in my eyes reading the posts on here as well...

(Just a thought...does DT equal BN in Caesar Cipher...?)
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Big Cry
  
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Hmmm ...back to being a bored atheist Sad
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Nooooooooo!!! I've just given all my D3 stuff to the local holy man thinking there was a god afterall. Off to get it back! Big Cry Big Cry

PS anyone else thought the poisonee might be one of us previously banished to the wilderness?? Whistle

PPS Just seen JF is thinking along those lines. Thumbs Up
   
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DG wrote:
Hmmm ...back to being a bored atheist Sad


Dear Mr G

We act on behalf of our client, a Mr Do$h.

We wish to enter a claim that you posted the above comment with wilful disregard for other. Specifically, you owe my client a new keyboard and recompense for the personal injuries suffered while forcibly ejecting scalding hot coffee through his nostrils.

We expect an offer of settlement in due course.

Shyster, Grabbit and Ruin, Solicitors.
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I simply cannot work this out. Strange...so strange. What is the opposite of taking things out of context? You know when someone reads something innocent and takes it in a bad way, what's the opposite of that??
  
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