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1st Feb 2007 12:36 am
Gareth Site Moderator
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Excellent! In my case, its just a case "well, you can have your effing ladder, I'm off down John Lewis tomorrow so there"
My missus has her own parking space there
1st Feb 2007 12:38 am
Dave
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Mega, don't that sound familiar eh.
1st Feb 2007 12:40 am
SN
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Indeed - there's always a payback Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)
1st Feb 2007 12:51 am
Gazavich
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DiscoStu wrote:
Go on then. Anyone else?
Stu just stick your ladder and winch on then when the misses gashes her leg on your newley fitted winch
she'll hop round the back of the D3 smacking her head on the newly fitted ladder knocking the day lights out of her, straight down the hospital when she wakes up tell her it was all a bad dream. HSE TDV6 Silver : "Avin it large"
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dickgriff wrote:
DiscoStu wrote:
Go on then.
DiscoStu Household ~ taped conversation no. 3
" What do you think of the rack love ....yes nice isn't it ...but theres just one thing ...now I've got the rack it's very difficult to get up there safely...I need a ladder...the rack is useless without the ladder love I'm telling you...when do you think I can get a ladder then ....there's a group buy going ...it's only £130 ...think of all the money I'll save love"
Sound of pillows being re-arranged ...and silence for 3 minutes
" So what do you think ...can I ........"
Big sighing sound..followed by flattening of pillows with fists
"Stuart ......just buy a f***ing ladder...... and get to sleep "
Oh I wish it was like that with Mrs DSL!!!
1st Feb 2007 9:53 am
AndrewS Tarquin of the Desert
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I just make out I am Schizophrenic, and my other personality 'Colleen' suffers from impulse buying of L R and recovery equipment. When my alter ego buys something 'I' drop 'her' straight in the poo by saying "The demons made me... er 'her' do it"In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
1st Feb 2007 10:27 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Would try that but wife would then have the proof to have me locked up in a cell with padded wallpaper!
1st Feb 2007 10:32 am
DiscoStu
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dickgriff wrote:
DiscoStu Household ~ taped conversation no. 3
" What do you think of the rack love ....yes nice isn't it ...but theres just one thing ...now I've got the rack it's very difficult to get up there safely...I need a ladder...the rack is useless without the ladder love I'm telling you...when do you think I can get a ladder then ....there's a group buy going ...it's only £130 ...think of all the money I'll save love"
Sound of pillows being re-arranged ...and silence for 3 minutes
" So what do you think ...can I ........"
Big sighing sound..followed by flattening of pillows with fists
"Stuart ......just buy a f***ing ladder...... and get to sleep "
Scarily close..... except for the bit where I stayed in my bed and didn't move to the sofa......
This all sounds very familiar Zermatt silver 06 reg.
Gone but not forgotten !!!
1st Feb 2007 6:59 pm
Gareth Site Moderator
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"Darling, you know I love you very much, but, Its a Land Rover thing, you wouldn't understand"
1st Feb 2007 9:14 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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They do understand, that is the problem. They know it is a Land Rover so U have to buy lots of stuff! Its the way life is. They have been with us too long not to understand.
1st Feb 2007 9:16 pm
SN
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dickgriff wrote:
" ..but WHY do you need it?"
Oooooo - thats the killer question isn't it?
I'm now playing the "because it looks great" card ALL the time now Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)
1st Feb 2007 9:17 pm
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Go on Steve, you know you want a ladder. It would make cleaning the roof so much easier. Hang on, I thought of something.
If you get a ladder, then you will have to get a roof rack, won't you She'll never suss you out on that one
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Go on then. Anyone else?
