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does that test apply if they're not fish ?
  
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Having the misfortune to use the M25 for the first time in over 6 months, and find its still pretty much still the realm of brain dead morons who sit in the outer 2 lanes of a 4 lane motorway when the inner two are pretty much empty. The majority seem to drive BMW, Audi or Merc, so maybe it’s something in the car’s genetics that makes it want to stay right (it’s obviously designed to drive on the right) Whistle

And on the above driving style, a 5 star review goes to the utter Censored in an Aston sitting in lane 3 who when I went out and round him and all the way back across to lane 1 started flashing his lights at me, came racing back past me and cut in front, and then raced off up the road. At least I woke him up 👍.

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A new JBD500030HPP - VENT - INSTRUMENT PANEL is priced like it would be made of unobtainium Shocked

Also, Censored brexit since UK breakers don’t want to ship to Europe Rolling Eyes
  
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I’d have brought you up all the bits I could carry in Skippy this summer but highly unlikely that I’ll be able to do a Scando Road Trip this year. Hopefully next year. Thumbs Up
   
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I was planning a Viking raidin... I mean a scenic trip through England for last summer - Didn’t happen either Mr. Green

(Appreciate the thought) Thumbs Up
  
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Bank wanting to ring or use their app everytime to verify something

Electricity price seem to be significantly more than this time last year.

What is going on with the world.
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Just watched the latest Karcher tv advert. Why would anyone want or need an app connected pressure washer. Just turn the knob on the washer for gods sake !!

A great example of technology where it’s not needed.

Al
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Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
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I’m glad you said that. Thought I was the only one that thought that was totally pointless. Thumbs Up
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Coz it makes the user ‘appy? Whistle Whistle

Getting my goat! Embarassed
   
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^^ your goat, not your coat??

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Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
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Deffo goat, considering the thread title. Thumbs Up
   
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You're just kidding, right?
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I thought my daughter's Bluetooth™-connected toothbrush was bad enough.

This week, I discovered that Dyson have brought out a vacuum-cleaner that not only shines a laser from the front to show the dirt to the user, but that shows to the user a real-time histogram of the number/size/proportion of particles it has inhaled. I DON'T CARE!
 
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You should see all the 'personalisation' stuff coming out in Medical Devices. Most surgeons haven't got a clue about most of what they use and what it can do but this is now seen as 'essential' just because it can be done! Rolling Eyes

Technology often leads the blind rather than enlighteing the ignorant. Rolling Eyes
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